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8rgan

T4T — for a zine.

despazito

cheaphalloweencostume

my favorite Trent Reznor pics in the world, he’s straight Flooping it

#serving evil advisor cunt

cheaphalloweencostume

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

cheaphalloweencostume

i'm not convinced that art only has something to offer us when we personally want to participate in the activities being depicted

full body skin to skin contact cuddling with your partner after being away for a while hits like straight crack oh my god you get why this shit’s a biological imperative for half the animal kingdom

kosmogrl

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

krafterwrites

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

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#orla

terriblyindignantrabbit

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this

#prev.#YEAH THIS IS JEB

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.