Kein Bock.

[onedaywellbeyoung]

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[lauragabrielle]

My soul

[wiscodiesel-blog-blog]

[aestheticacadema]

^ more like this

[odellstudios]

The progression. Finally finished! It’s made from a leaf spring, got some stacked leather and DIY micarta.

[oppa-homeless-style]

the most dangerous smore in the world

[archeamajuar]

I can’t help it, Bernard’s reaction is just priceless :D :D

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[mademoiselleclipon]

Daniel Sangermani

[bramzambies]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

OKEY DOKEY

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[agirlwhowouldntgrowup-deactivat]

[tweet]

“The leader of these angels is Gabriel. He is everything that Aziraphale isn’t: he’s tall, good-looking, charismatic and impeccably dressed. We were fortunate that Jon Hamm was available, given that he is already all of these things without even having to act. We were even more fortunate that he’s a fan of the books and a remarkable actor.”

— Neil Gaiman, (Source: “BBC: Jon Hamm joins the cast of Good Omens as the Archangel Gabriel”)

[did-you-know]

Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can listen to Farley’s Shrek online and hear how different his interpretation of the character was. Source Source 2 Source 3

[primordial0riginator]

Our house in the middle of our

House

[godshelltarget]

[aromanthiccc]

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

[thejonymyster]

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”