get running gretzky

gray, 20s, she/her boops from @saywhatyouwillbut no solicitations, please!

[jeezilikesports]

me when i am so fucking done with my life

[attackingmidfielder]

how the first half of this game felt

[intovertebral]

tom wilson & aliaksei protas via their instagram stories

[intovertebral]

spencer carbery on nhl tonight! (x)

[unfortunatelyhockey]

This is so fucked up and evil actually

He is NOT my doggy

[unfortunatelyhockey]

And when we needed him most… Martin Fehervary appeared in a hello kitty penis hat to remind us everything would be okay

[bonjoursardine]

whole house dysfunctional : /

creds: soapiebread on tt

[unfortunatelyhockey]

Being a Washington Capitals fan is fun because you’ll go to the Washington Capitals tag to see how your fellow Washington Capitals fans are reacting to the recent big news about your team (the Washington Capitals) and instead you will see photos and posts about a bunch of guys from boston who are not on the Washington Capitals

[loganes]

im killing myself????

[listenitried]

danny firing a grenade launcher at the trade market to use the smoke screen to sign his ex

[walk-up-songs]

In all of this tension and hilarity, I am going to hold a moment of silence for our greatest warrior PHLY beat reporter Charlie O'Connor, who keeps trying to go on vacation and can't, due to Briere's antics 🫡🕯️🫡

[jaesawalth]

capitals is it september yet?

ig 26.7.2

[ohgodshutit]

gavin mckenna was asked if he centers with bieber on his right wing, who does he want on his left and he said selena gomez

[ohgodshutit]

the way you can see the moment he realized he’s got some bullshit to say

[thornescratch]

i'm sad to see mikey go but i think alex tuch and tom seem to be heading into a beautiful bromance so that's a nice consolation prize

Yeah, I'm sad too, but I do love that nearly every new player to join the Caps inevitably says in their intro press conference, "Jesus Christ I'm glad I don't have to fight Tom Wilson/stand in front of Alex Ovechkin's shot anymore."

(I also think the Caps should have Holtby occasionally moonlight as the EBUG in practice so Tuch can experience The Save in real time again.)

I'm trying to hold off having an emotional meltdown until I figure out where Carlson and Dewey are landing, and if Ovi's coming back.

[moon-honey-31]

my new son oliver suvanto! a name i certainly knew before today! welcome to the world precious child i hope you like barking

[canesbian]

jarvy sprints past a blank-faced carrier // scf game 6

[blandlava]

abby roque jailbreak is a beautiful name for a baby