DNI if you've never plucked a rooster, if you're not too good at ping pong, if you have never thrown your mashed potatoes up against the wall, if you never kissed a chipmunk, if you never gotten headlice, if you never licked a spark plug, if you never sniffed a stinkbug, if you never painted daises on a big red rubber ball, if you have never bathed in yogurt, if you don't look good in leggings, or if you have never been to Boston in the fall. /j




















