Chalupa Batman

Conservative Bush/Christ Loving Caucasian Male. #TYBG for #Bush2016AndBeyond

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

big dick tumblr thanos bout to snap their fingers and we’re all gonna sit here and watch our favorite blogs dissolve into the void one by one

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

@staff

[ruinedchildhood]

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[pochowek]

Hold on lemme post another one

[pochowek]

Like clockwork

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

[kingxkassim]

We gonna forget he killed someone tho lol

[chichi-baby-deactivated20221024]

👀 huh?

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Yes. Leave that man alone. He did his time

[pancak3u]

did tumblr staff just decide to completely get rid of anything nsfw because they are too incompetent to deal with bots

[pancak3u]

i AM FUCKIGN BAFFLED DID THEY JUST FLAG A PICTURE OF A COMPLETELY COVERED HUMAN CHEST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[shacklesburst]

i have a hunch that there might be female-presenting nipples under the cover, and we can’t have that

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[hollanovstims]

being horny is now officially illegal

[mikaeled]

me: *thinks about a tity*

Tumblr:

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[gothicprep]

[surprisebitch]

@ mutuals

so in light of everything that has been happening in tumblr recently.. we can say this website is rapidly killing its userbase

so DM me your twitter, instagram, snapchat, and every other social media if you wanna stay mutuals 

feel free to reblog this so you can @ your own mutuals!

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[lucidnee]

@staff

[lucidnee]

*tumblr when I get called a nigger*:

[lucidnee]

*tumblr when I’m trying to look at titties*:

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[3von]

Me: *Posts picture of a stick*

Tumblr: IS THAT A DICK!? BOOKEM BOYS!!

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

she’s gonna get flagged

[theworstmelodies]

who

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

the nipple reading this