RollForIdentityCrisis @captain-clive - Tumblr Blog

This whole blog is going to be dedicated to dice and journals and anyone who stalks me should be sorely dissapointed.

Honestly my only real problem right now is I need a second perspective on them. Like, a REAL perspective.

#There's really only one person who fits that criteria #And I am not talking to them #Ahhhhhh #It's fine.

Didn't really expect to be on my fourth story within aprox a month, but hey- shits working

#I really do need to pull a rewrite for some of these #But its easier once they're all in a row #Tidy up the threads #Clean a couple plot holes

Muse still making bangers? Do they know how to stop?

#Also not a collab I ever would have bet on #Come Undone #I might be working on something #Shh

Ah the old "I want to talk to X person but I'm deathly afraid to do so" routine.

That old buddy.

That old pal.

#A combination of guilt and fear #Maybe a few other feelings I struggle to process #I honestly can't tell which direction is even the right one on this #And I couldn't before - and assumed that I did - then proceeded to be an idiot about it #I'm an idiot about alot of things #Its my special skill #A situation turns bad too many times and you start to assume it's JUST a minefield

>Righties are calling First Light "woke"

My brother in Christ do you have any idea how many women Bond tried to bang in my playthrough?

It's practically a minigame keeping him from wandering off and shagging the first lady he sees!

Also seeing the argument that many female characters are "Uglified" but holy fucking shit-

THAT is an ugly woman? Man, I'm not judging you but we need to call it as it is. You're fucking gay.

#I don't really get what anti-woke mfs are playing #I saw an antiwoke reviewer say clair obscur was good because it had jiggle physics #Like man #If thats the line you draw just to play a good game?#Whatever

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Any stealth game that allows me to equip a missile launcher pen is automatically the best stealth game.

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I used it in stealth without alerting anyone, twice.

#I guess it legit counts as a “silent” weapon #Except for the exploding part #They definitely notice that

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Turned my steam and discord to invisible a few days ago just because I wanted a quiet day to myself- yeah, I haven't switched it back.

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Kinda kept this going-

Look, is it wrong to deliberately avoid people that call me with little warning? Who often have little to say in the area of stimulating conversation? That do it while I'm obviously in the middle of something - fuck, who only do it when I'm in the middle of something?

Really only the surface of how annoying this person, yes, one person, can be- I'm unsubscribing man.

Lemme play my little single player games without discord screaming at me mid cutscene.

#THE CONVERSATIONS ARE MID #YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO TALK TO #WE'LL TALK AGAIN EVENTUALLY BUT FUCK #YOU'RE NOT RUINING FIRST LIGHT FOR ME.

Any stealth game that allows me to equip a missile launcher pen is automatically the best stealth game.

#You get the stealth gadgets #then you get the #“oops I was caught” gadgets #I actually have no clue if this thing is viable IN stealth yet #Obviously its gonna be noticeable #But if its discreet in regards to where its shot from?#Oh yeah- its big boom time.

Frontier whenever they want to give one of their games a sequel: "Add more watah"

#This isn't even a joke #They did it with Planet Coaster 2 #They did it with Jurassic world evo 2 #I was about to joke that they sometimes add birds but shit #I watched the trailer further and they're doing that too #I mean I guess the formula works?#Youtube

I've always wanted to almost be struck by lightning.

#Just want to be close enough to see it strike #Thats all #Lil' tickle of electricity #Maybe poop my pants in fear #Is that too much?

Sometimes I say shit like "I've always wanted-" when what I really mean is: "10 minutes ago I thought X would be fun and haven't come to my senses yet"

#I've learnt to control these thoughts

Me w/ the lightning tonight: