To Boldly Twirk Where No Man Has Twirked Before

Twirking since 2233

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[laughconfetti]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[depsidase]

[bantlers]

The devil is a twink named luke

[turnipfritters]

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

[lakevida]

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

[lakevida]

my aunt's new guy broke into my ex uncle's garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

[charminglyantiquated]

@uglymelon peer reviewed. poetry

[werecreature-addicted]

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

[an-island-of-bunnies]

A silly :3

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[aletheyass]

excellent pic choice

[memehumor]

[thyrell]

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

[thyrell]

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

[lumeninfusco]

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

[lumeninfusco]

OH SON OF A BITCH

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

[escuerzoresucitado]

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

[dopaminerjic]

[firedrakewicked]

[mangonetics]

[catchymemes]

[questintheskies]

[catgirl-kaiju]

i continue to think women's wrestling is just thinly veiled gay sex

[femgineerasolution]

Glad to know women's and men's wrestling are at heart the same

[anti-terf-posts]

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

[victorinoxghoul]

[official-kircheis]