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25, they/them shitposter, metalhead, linguist a sweet hummingbird always on the prowl for that sweet respecting women nectar

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i think twitter should be deleted actually.

[heartevent]

twitter is so fucking biphobic i saw this yesterday

like...bi girls are women who love women...

[animewelfare]

glad this person does their makeup like a clown since they wanna act like one

[captain-swagger-69]

what’s up you fucking losers

[backagaincait]

Estonian mythological spirit characters

Estonia is one of the most magical corners of Europe, where spirits and legends have existed in mythology for thousands of years. Nature has inspired tales of werewolves, mermaids and elves.

Estonian mythological spirits

[geniusoflove]

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

[umbraastaff]

Sorry but nothing can possibly convince me that magnus was the only one to give his relic a dumb original name. for example, the gaia sash was originally called “pan’s waistline”

[umbraastaff]

taako: here’s my relic

lup: thats a fucking rock

taako: yeah, exactly

magnus: that rock doesnt fuck

taako: you cant prove that

[umbraastaff]

barry: so im torn between “animus bell” and “hell bell” or maybe “dead ringer”

lucretia: please, barry, do the right thing

lup: yeah barry do the right thing

[umbraastaff]

[ID: a reply from tumblr user terezis that says: “um dead ringer is amazing WHAT” /end ID]

you know what you’re right. lucretia would have no reason to be against that. new idea: she was into the shitty names but changed them to be serious so that the old names wouldnt sound Weirdly Familiar to the crew (and/or she erased the old names with the baby voidfish so she couldnt use them at all)

[umbraastaff]

temporal chalice: time cup

philosopher’s stone: a fucking rock

gaia sash: pan’s waistline

animus bell: dead ringer

pheonix fire gauntlet: fire punch (lup: you know, like the pokemon move)

oculus: davenport actually did try to call it the oculus, but everyone else called it ‘goggle’ as in the singular form of goggles

bulwark staff: wall stick 

[umbralitch]

This is bulwark staff = bubble wand erasure

[umbraastaff]

You’re absolutely right I’m so sorry

[snoopingasusualisee]

only now my mom discovered the racist list. despite it..literally being the first thing you see when you open my door

[snoopingasusualisee]

I thought I showed you guys months ago???

[snoopingasusualisee]

*hobbles and flaps my good limp self over to you*

Hello…..

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

nice try, pal. get out of here

[captain-swagger-69]

i been ignoring all the negative emotions for months

[gylve]

What black metal lyrics are written as: The wintery plains lie untouched. I ride on my elements towards the stars unseen. A quest for knowledge in the astral luminous.

What black metal lyrics end up sounding like: EAHH BUHGGGGH FLRIRDSSHOO AASHHHHHHHS DOIRRHHHHA EEEEHAFJHG RAAHH HGOIYTTTT. FKJAKJFA, FAHIIIII, DAHHDFUUU. KNORRIINGNN, AFLLAHEHHH.

[catchymemes]

Spooktober in VRChat

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

[dirtbaby2016]

the bar is so low

[pissvortex]

im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

[kadegreene]

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

[sev-wildfang]

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

[nostrem]

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

[concurrent-sufferings]

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay

where did we lose you

[grantwilson]

why are people like this

[highclass-spacetrash-deactivate]

Or like? Let people wear what they want and if to them 22 is the bare minimum that fine??? Wholly shit?????????

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

y'all really can’t read for shit huh

I don’t give a frick frack if you want to wear makeup but there absolutely should not be a bare minimum for anyone, especially since not everyone wants to take part in makeup culture

[highclass-spacetrash-deactivate]

…..you didn’t read what I said did you?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I did, actually, and I disagreed vehemently with it.

[deadgodjess]

Person who fails spectacularly at reading comprehension accuses the person who’s post they failed to comprehend of not reading because they fail at reading comprehension, news at 11.

[highclass-spacetrash-deactivate]

Person who is too brainwashed to understand what I even fucking wrote tries to create a horrible meme and fails drastically while falling on their face, watch all of this and more on the another exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!

[deadgodjess]

What they wrote: the culture around makeup is toxic and noone should have to wear makeup.

You: how dare you tell people they can’t wear makeup.

Literally noone said “noone should wear makeup” but your head is stuck so far up your ass that the criticism of sexist beauty standards that demands women do extra shit to be considered “doing the bare minimum” as a personal attack on people who just enjoy wearing makeup.

You have a lot of bullshit to unpack, I’d get to that if I were you.

[deadgodjess]

And like, can we unpack the fact that I’m apparently brainwashed for not buying into a multi-billion dollar industry supported by the misogynistic concept that women MUST spend more time than it takes to ensure proper hygiene is attended to to be presentable to the general public?

Ah yes, knowing I have worth even without wearing eyeliner, I must be part of a cult.

[fuocogo]

OP is a champion for keeping this post on course through a shitstorm

[captain-swagger-69]

it came to me in a manic state

[captain-swagger-69]

it came to me in a manic state

[mouzeron]

[dexteritysavingthrow]

A truly god-tier TAZ moment is the almost imperceptible pause of complete silence in between the line ‘my name….is Boyland’ and the boys absolutely losing their shit

[hiyokodere-blog]

WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW A MALE CHARACTER BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW MALE ANATOMY

[ameriduh]

WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW A FEMALE CHARACTER BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW FEMALE ANATOMY 

[livelylisanna-deactivated201302]

WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW BUT THEN REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW

[ninafujisaki-deactivated2018112]

I’m the last one

[genre--savvy-deactivated2020071]

I’m all three

[bot-dad]

Hello all three, I’m Dad!

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