Captain Sylvia

This is just a random Blog. :) I'll reblog all sorts of stuff on here.

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[hamburger--time]

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

[lunarriviera]

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

[adulthoodisokay]

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

[i-gwarth]

@undergroundwubwubmaster and me

[prophetricks-archive]

@airheaded-donuts, @perfectionistscion, @lepuretta

[catchymemes]

Savage

Peta put up this Billboard next to Seafood place in Baltimore.

And so it began….

[snizzydoesit]

Don’t fuck with Maryland

[afronerdism]

I hate peta

[ughitsanjali]

that was a wild ride 

[putrilaurant]

Visit Original Link

Radio quality.

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[vrabia]

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

[vrabia]

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

[vrabia]

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

[vrabia]

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

[vrabia]

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

[nevver]

Adventures in solitude, Mario Pucic

[parmachkais-archive]

If this post gets 300 notes (reply spam doesn’t count this time) I’ll make a Star Trek TOS anime intro

[oliviawhen]

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

[roachpatrol]

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

[montagemode]

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

[lohn-lightning]

tag yourself as some of my fave sci fi tv shows

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[2spleenz]

I’ll almost threw up from laughing so hard at this

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[foxyfandoms]

Jim Davis is apparently really a brilliant author of psychological horror and existential science-fiction that plays dumb and disguises his work as a dorky newspaper comic.

That’s the only explanation for some of the weird-ass deep lore in Garfield.

[medusolo]

@bovvles

[captain-sylvia-is-cool]

USS Apocalypse (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/RenawNIswJ After 25 years of service, the energetic cruise director Mitchel Caliendo receive a notice that thi s next voyage will be his last. He launches one last ditch effort to remain aboard the Ocean Breeze. However, everything changes when the ship comes back to a world where everyone has disappeared without a trace.

[captain-sylvia-is-cool]

USS Apocalypse (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/BVRwE3HswJ After 25 years of service, the energetic cruise director Mitchel Caliendo receive a notice that thi s next voyage will be his last. He launches one last ditch effort to remain aboard the Ocean Breeze. However, everything changes when the ship comes back to a world where everyone has disappeared without a trace.