[the-boyfriend]

Trying to make some money off of adoptables. Comms will be open eventually when I feel I'm comfortable enough in my skill, but donations are really appreciated.

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[pisaconqeso]

[chertilkaogurec]

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[lydiogames]

[lydiogames]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[danii8c]

im so bored LMAOO

[crush-1]

fucked up little guy...why u so fucked up little guy...

[sloppy-syrup]

What phone…

[kawaiialeisha]

Hi tumblr I thought you guys would really like jax period cramps adventure

Jax (period cramps edition) belongs to: @gooseworx

Special thanks to this tumblr user making this banger idea:

[were--ralph]

i think the same way you get gifts on tumblr you should be able to curse users

[were--ralph]

[Curse of Bees] a bee will visit you and occasionally buzz realistically once per hour

[curse of crabs] you can not control them anymore

[Curse of Cats] a cat will knock a post off your dashboard occasionally

[were--ralph]

[Gift of Post Limit] gain +50 to your post limit (stacks)

[Curse of Post Limit] Lose -50 to your post limit (max 2 stack)

[were--ralph]

[Curse of the Ancients] your theme is reverted to an old tumblr layout from years past

[Curse of Anonymity] you can only receive anonymous asks for one day

[were--ralph]

@humans you're welcome btw

[were--ralph]

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[catchymemes]