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something funny in this here textbox

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[shyblacksheep]

[ X ] <- PMD: STARFALL’s Toyhouse 💫

[tacidem]

Rogue Mega Alpha Aggron in the streets of Lumiose City

[doktoptaxa]

something something lasso tool

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[godbirdart]

『 SLEEK IN MIDNIGHT 🌙💫 』 ─ ✧˖° commission for riotzoroark

[pipewire-official]

kidnapping a vibe coder in a van. locking him in a room. theres a laptop, it has no internet connection, no nodejs, no vscode. Only programming language installed is gcc, only text editor is vim. i tell him if he can make any kind of simple program im gonna let him out. after lots of struggle he finally gets it done and set him free, two month later she starts estrogen

[pokearthive]

Eevee Day (2023)

Artist: Mari Inoue

Source: Fan Art

[highinfructose]

Gift art for one of my closest friends❤️

[fairyrogue]

nothing I manage to build in pokopia will even come close to the perfection of this photo I took last night

[confusing-content]

reminds me of this cute moment I found

[sharkgirldick]

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( -3-)

Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

\ /

( -3-) (-Ɛ- )

Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Two Gulpin Tuesday makes it all worth it...

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[gigimarvels]

Land and Sky!

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[nodudeshutup]

YOU

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"