I love turtles!

25, straight, ♑ 18+ My fortune cookie told me to "take a trip with a friend" so I guess I'm doing acid again, Current Obsession: My guitar

[nerd-utopia-deactivated20200206]

[bearie]

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

[narwhaled]

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

[guy]

paypal.me/lupecam

[dailyevanstan]

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[turing-tested]

me, reading my own post at 5am:

[anayellowbendyfruit]

So this was a really personal project for me, after listening to TAZ i wanted to do something to show my love and appreciation for it, as well as get the chance to say goodbye to all the characters again. Hopefully that comes across (wow this is truly the dorkiest thing I’ve ever done)

Anyway feel free to ask why i picked which character for each Tarot card (trust me i thought way to far into it) and please listen to taz if you haven’t already!

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[wardenmcpherson]

Why does this keep happening to him? Did the cars find out about Christine?!

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[sudaca-swag]

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

[inthetags]

reblog this and put in the tags what name/names your parents considered giving you

[captainamericachick]

Joby

[the-daily-laugh]

[addelburgh]

[tsunderestimated]

I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS

[sealion-six-deactivated20190829]

Well it’s probably cold now

[tsunderestimated]

[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[spideyboyficrecs]

Im dead even the people at Marvel can’t tell the difference between RDJ and Tony Stark lmao

[shadowcreature]

one time when i was high i googled this shirt and stared at it for 8 minutes and now my targeted ads won’t show me anything else

[grenadineghost]

this is so sad alexa play take it back by jimmy buffet; nautical wheelers byjimmy buffet; jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet; steamer by jimmy buffet; treat her liKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET; MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET; WHEN SALOMEPLAYS THE DRUM BY JAMES BUFFET; HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, what the FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU (i had a case of the mondays!) are you fucking HAUNTED? are you fucking POSSESSED? you USED to be my BROTHER

[caustic-cognizant-blog]