i can't have mac n cheese

My name is Beek

[microphonefiend]

bae: come over

me: i can’t, i’m in 16th century japan

bae: i’m home alone

me:

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[bob-belcher]

[horrrifiction]

me: I’M GONNA GET BETTER

me, 2 mins later: nevermind let me die

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

It goes like this, the B the A,

The minor N, and the major A,

The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”

[deltasquadformingup]

I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit

And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it

[spicymemesociety]

[weirddyke]

i truly believe that if u put love out into the world selflessly without thinking about what you’re getting in return you naturally get love back

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

[lameborghini]

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

[reserve]

[crown-of-thorns2]

I’m the wife

[r2--d2]

[solarpunkwitchcraft]

Baltimore's solar-powered water wheel has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from the river

It's nicknamed "Mr. Trash Wheel" and it has removed more than 8 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers from Baltimore's Inner...

[roachpatrol]

reblog if u love and support mr trash wheel

[susiethemoderator]

i support and love him

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[sexyvatogifs]