Captain’s Log

She/her, 18, Lesbian Gremloblin

[xo-gravekandy]

To any minors on this app, please take a sec to stop scrolling

If an adult is stalking your profile and saying nasty things to try and get you to respond, don't engage with them. Block and report them. Responding and trying to "win" the argument only gives them what they want.

Imagine. A grown adult starting beef with a kid to feel more powerful. See how pathetic that is?

No matter what any adult stranger says about you online, you're loved. Nobody is out to get you, nobody is going to hurt you. If someone threatens you with a dox, you block the person and you report them to tumblr. Do not give them any information because a lot of adults are very good at manipulating minors into giving them more information to use against them.

You have people who care about you. You have people who love you. You are not a bad person, you're growing. It's okay to grow, it's okay to make mistakes. What's not okay, is cyberstalking a kid to feel better about yourself.

If any adults reading this feel called out by this post, you're the problem babe.

You don't owe anybody your tears. Be the bigger person, be happier just for the hell of it. That is the best way to kick a petty bitch in the teeth.

You're loved.

I'm revoking my minors DNI status for this one post. Reblog the shit out of this. Tell someone they're loved today.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wheezecheese]

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[creatingblackcharacters]

HI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ANANIA IS DOING AN ALL BLACK DRAG SHOW THATS DOING GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEMED NUMBERS !!!!! Sorry for yelling im just very excited.

Its in new york and apparently tickets are not selling great so if you or any of your followers are there go check it out!

Here's the link to the tickets!!

An all Black drag show with Greek Mythology numbers; oh I can hear the Classics racists clawing at the walls already 🤣 thank you for sharing!

[thundergrace]

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

[egberts]

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

[ferretteeth]

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[dionysiaproductions]

You ever look at a French Art Nouveau Cargolye circa 1915 and think “Girl, same”

[donutsbagels]

Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG thread from when I made these a year ago were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades

Post by @donutsbagels · 7 images

💬 2  🔁 715  ❤️ 1008 · Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!

[creatingblackcharacters]

Hi, @tadc-crit here! Do you mind boosting me and my family's GoFundMe? We were in a fire in February and need money to help us return to financial stability, as we haven't really been able to get back on our feet ever since.

gofund.me/a02bf27a3

(+ My post to verify that it's me: https://www.tumblr.com/tadc-crit/824239227496808448/donate-to-help-a-black-artist-and-their-family?source=share)

Post by @tadc-crit · 1 link

💬 0  🔁 403  ❤️ 236 · Donate to Help a Black Artist and Their Family Survive and Thrive, organized by Jane Doe Jr · So here's the GoFundMe in

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[south-africa-official]

i never really got it when people made posts about light pollution and seeing all the stars for the first time and crying. i always assumed that everyone has gone on a road trip to a bortle 1.0 place and seen stars like that, and it's fantastic, but not like life changing. and then i went to europe last month and was in a mountaintop village of like 300 people and could see about 5 stars in the sky. like fewer than i can see from my home in a big metropolitan city.

my apologies to the non-africans, i did not realise how fucked your sky is

[schmergo]

I was talking to my husband the other day and, as a random example of a boring topic that nobody at a party would want to hear about, I happened to come up with, “The history of wheelbarrows.”

But then my husband and I got curious and decided to look up the history of wheelbarrows, and we both thought it was surprisingly interesting.

The very next day, we were visiting a thrift store with family and my sister spotted a toy wheelbarrow for her son, and my husband said, “Did you know that Jesus was older than wheelbarrows? They weren’t invented until around 100 CE.”

This is why curious people are my favorite type of people. No topic is really that boring when you look into it. And everything is more interesting when you talk about it with someone you love.

[estro-boi]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[caseyscraftycorner]

watching my husband get diagnosed with and treated for sleep apnea over the last year was not the thing that radicalized me re: weight and healthcare but my goodness it has solidified my stances.

sleep apnea is more common in people who are fat.

society decided for some reason that this meant that being fat causes sleep apnea. its often difficult to get referrals for sleep apnea treatment if you are fat, because some PCPs will tell you try losing weight first.

turns out!! having untreated sleep apnea causes weight gain in a not-insignificant number of people. it also makes it fucking impossible for many people to lose weight.

my husband worked out the same amount before he got a cpap as he does now. there have been no major diet changes either. yet he has been losing weight -- and gaining muscle tone -- consistently since he started using a cpap in january.

also, his blood pressure -- which was high, which docs blamed on his weight/diet -- went down significantly within one month of starting cpap treatment, before his weight changed significantly.

ANYWAYS. this is getting long. two final thoughts.

- I Want To Strangle Medical Fatphobia With My Bare Fucking Hands

- if you are exhausted constantly for "no reason", and especially if you snore, you should probably ask your doctor about getting tested for sleep apnea. it is extremely common -- estimates are around 1 in 10 people -- and is also wildly under-diagnosed. like, some estimates suggest that 80% of people with moderate-severe sleep apnea are undiagnosed.

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it