Nihil Novi sub Sole

The name's Brendan. DE

[captaincornbop]

#gay #gaymer #fnv #evenCeasar

[that-twink-over-there]

like three years ago i met up with this guy who was super hot and also bought me a new mic for my computer so we get back to his place and hes like 'would it be a dealbreaker if i asked you to eat pennies' and I, thinkin he maybe meant like two or three, said okay bc i drove 3 hours to meet this man and wasnt about to go home WITHOUT nutting. $3 later he called me his dumb little piggy bank and like, fair enough, but also we did not talk much after that

n e way yesterday I shit a dime n I dont know what the FUCK is up with that

[ratatoskryggdrasil]

Sergey Sovkov, After a Bike Ride

[sleights-of-hand]

SMOOCH

[transkelsier-m-deactivated20211]

“kell do you have to stand on the edge like that. our plans might be a little bit crazy but i’d rather they didn’t end with you splattered on the cobblestones down there.” i’m going to kill some guy in utah for this

[aidashakur]

I grieve for younger me.

You deserved better and you really didn’t know.

[pruzome]

< chris richard . danilo ricci >

🏳️‍🌈

[robeblr]

pure queer joy

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[funnytwittertweets]

[angelicguy]

WAIT NO DUDE DONT SUCK THAT COCK ITS LOADBEARING *whole building collapses*

[hexpress]

john green in WTC building 7

[tim-ee-sis]

Friend nudes are infinitely hotter than porn. Sometimes I just want to look at my friends’ massive dongs (respectfully)

[5norlax]

Sorry to break it for you but I’m looking lustfully and disrespectfully

[gay-irl]

[guerrillatech]

[headspace-hotel]

I thought this was my hometown for a second

[enchantingcoffeenightmare]

[brawltogethernow]

Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as:

carcinization

Diogenes and Plato

copper fraud in ancient Babylon

The Cask of Amontillado

unionizing

color vision of shrimp

Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s

Maslow’s hierarchy of needs

the Ides of March

[birdsareblooming]

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

[birdsareblooming]

girl no

[sonicbible]

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

[doctorjennifermelfi]

so true bestie *kisses you on the cheek to signal to the roman guard to arrest you*

[crebitordedit]