The First Himbo President

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[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[probuccalfat]

i guess your awesome dad forgot to teach you not everything is about you though 🥹

[porterdavis]

In case you're wondering why the earth is experiencing 1000-year floods, stronger hurricanes, longer droughts, wildfires...

Global warming. It's undeniable.

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[childofgears]

My favorite tumblr post:

My favorite tweet:

My favorite Reddit post:

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[tsukitan]

[were--ralph]

tragic

[depsidase]

[cream-chantilly]

@isuggesteatingtherich

[atomikats]

his first point was going to be “i don’t even get up at night to pee”

[justcakethanks]

Lol Rocky lifemaxxing grace

[beardedmrbean]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[kal8elle]

Superwoke 🤝 Super-bisexual

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[dogpuppy]