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THIS IS 100% ME

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The Lusty Space Door

Context: this is from the first time i played with this group, and two of my three players were brand new and knew basically nothing about the game, so i was trying to ask lots of questions and make subtle suggestions so they would get a feel for the fact that they can do literally anything. but the third person in my group had played before. and subsequent play sessions have shown that he is making it his life mission to fuck with me as much as possible. The one whos played before is playing a human fighter named “Stevios Earvine” (yes he is playing as if he were just Steve Irwin) and the other two are a dragonborn blood hunter called The Tit Wrangler and an elf ranger called rilstar.

This was literally one of the first things that happened, like we were only playing for less than 5 minutes, and most of that had been me talking.

Me, the Dm: You’re standing in front of the door to the ruined house, would you like to just walk through? check for traps? smash it down or try to gently open it to sneak inside? (keep in mind im trying to make sure the new players remember they can do whatever they want)

Stevios Earvine: I roll to seduce the door. *rolls a 19*

Me: *heavy, exhausted sigh* The door is so charmed by your attempts to woo it, despite it being a literal fucking inanimate object, it falls forward off its hinges, trapping you under it in an attempt to be close to you.

Stevios Earvine: I roll to yeet the door off of me. *rolls a nat 20*

Me: *looking him dead in the eye* I fucking hate you. You push against the door with such a monumental display of herculean strength, that you launch the door into a low orbit.

The Tit Wrangler: Is the door still in love with him?

Me: Its now a satellite, but sure.

Stevios Earvine: From now on it shall be known as The Lusty Space Door, and now i have nuclear ordinance i can call down at any time.

Rilstar: Can i still check the doorway for traps?

abbeybreannart

Opened up an online shop if anyone would like some cool designs

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Look at them hot ass designs

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Me with my nephew

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kelpls

MY FROND asked me how i draw shoes and then i got really into it and drew a whole bunch of SHOES HAHAH I hope this helps someone

DON”T worry about getting the shape perfect at first bc you can always edit it later!! ALso this is just my really quick way of drawing shoes IT PROBABLY ISN”T EVEN RIGHT SOMETIMES LIEs down