Hello.

Time Agent. Con Artist. Poster Boy. Captain. Not necessarily in that order.

[torchwooodhub]

[captainjarkhackness]

...You didn't seem to mind so much at the time, if I remember correctly.

[captainjarkhackness]

nineandrunning started following you

Doctor. It's been a while. Having fun running around in your big blue box?

[captainjarkhackness]

Hello ;)

ajlenova started following you

ariverrunsthroughtime started following you

theta-x started following you

theshadowofgallifrey started following you

  Ladies. Gentlemen. Everyone. ;)

[torchwood-meangirls]

[torchwooodhub]

[torchwoodgifs]

[captainjarkhackness]

"hello captain"

Ah, Teleute. Or are you going by Death these days? It’s so hard to keep track.

[thecenturionwhowillnotwait-deac]

Reblog if I can send you darker starters.

[cardiffcapable]

Dydd Hapus Gŵyl Dewi.

[captainjarkhackness]

What Ianto said.

Going out to enjoy the parade, and ignoring the shocking issue. I love a parade.

[cardiffcapable]

And we managed to enjoy the whole day without anyone getting hurt. Needless to say, I’m rather happy now that you’re back to normal. 

[captainjarkhackness]

I’m ex-static.

…. :)

[cardiffcapable]

…….Good lord, you’re lucky that I like you. 

[captainjarkhackness]

[cardiffcapable]

Dydd Hapus Gŵyl Dewi.

[captainjarkhackness]

What Ianto said.

Going out to enjoy the parade, and ignoring the shocking issue. I love a parade.

[cardiffcapable]

And we managed to enjoy the whole day without anyone getting hurt. Needless to say, I’m rather happy now that you’re back to normal. 

[captainjarkhackness]

I'm ex-static.

.... :)

[askthedoctorfromgallifrey]

Hello, Doctor. Been a while. Seems like you've been having all this fun without me! Hopefully not too much.

"Hello Captain!"

"Oh, I don’t know about too much fun."

[captainjarkhackness]

A salute! Oh, I’ve missed that.

Looks like Captain Jack has still got it after all. ;)

[askthedoctorfromgallifrey]

"It’s good to see you Jack. It’s been a few centuries since I’ve seen you."

[captainjarkhackness]

Oh, what's a few centuries between friends? Besides, I've found a few 'companions' of my own since I saw you last.

[cardiffcapable]

Dydd Hapus Gŵyl Dewi.

[captainjarkhackness]

What Ianto said.

Going out to enjoy the parade, and ignoring the shocking issue. I love a parade.

[cardiffcapable]

Some glory in their birth, some in their skill, Some in their wealth, some in their body’s force, Some in their garments though new-fangled ill; Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse; And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure, Wherein it finds a joy above the rest: But these particulars are not my measure, All these I better in one general best. Thy love is better than high birth to me, Richer than wealth, prouder than garments’ cost, Of more delight than hawks and horses be; And having thee, of all men’s pride I boast:    Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take    All this away, and me most wretched make.

-William Shakespeare, Sonnet 91

I thought you might appreciate some light reading while you are so terribly bored. We should be getting you back to normal soon. 

[captainjarkhackness]

Ianto Jones, how unspeakably cruel of you to send that to me when I am stuck in this cell.

[cardiffcapable]

I thought it was a fair trade, seeing as you have been singing altered lines to Disney songs at the top of your lungs for the last twenty minutes. 

[captainjarkhackness]

My singing is heavenly. I don't know what you're complaining about.

[cardiffcapable]

Some glory in their birth, some in their skill, Some in their wealth, some in their body’s force, Some in their garments though new-fangled ill; Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse; And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure, Wherein it finds a joy above the rest: But these particulars are not my measure, All these I better in one general best. Thy love is better than high birth to me, Richer than wealth, prouder than garments’ cost, Of more delight than hawks and horses be; And having thee, of all men’s pride I boast:    Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take    All this away, and me most wretched make.

-William Shakespeare, Sonnet 91

I thought you might appreciate some light reading while you are so terribly bored. We should be getting you back to normal soon. 

[captainjarkhackness]

Ianto Jones, how unspeakably cruel of you to send that to me when I am stuck in this cell.

[nowwhatwasithinkin]

[captainjarkhackness]

Letting paperwork pile up...

iamdeathoftheendless started following you mophharknessjones started following you notthetindog started following you askthedoctorfromgallifrey started following you veteranofthetimewar started following you soruandruxik started following you fobwatchedcenturion started following you soullessbobbysinger started following you

...But I've still got time to say hello! ;)

[notthetindog-deactivated2015102]

Mickey Mouse! Fancy finding you in these parts.

Captain Cheesecake! I thought you knew I was here.

[captainjarkhackness]

Oh, Mickey. You’ll forgive me for the oversight. Been a bit busy trying not to electrocute people. How’s that girlfriend of yours?