whirlwind of destruction

[captainjash]

The mighty nien!

[captainjash]

Do you ever feel like nobody gets you? Anyways, here’s some dark wave garbage.

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

being a DM in dnd like

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

[brotheralyosha]

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

[captainjash]

I didn't take too many pictures, but ocomicon was great!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[ehunk]

Me, powering through anyway:

[do-you-even-code-bro]

[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[boingoalive1988]

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[sketchmagetch]

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

[egirlbutternubs]

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

[unclefather]

We have, at most, a year left on this planet

[ygosideblog]

what the FUCK does that mean

[duelbot-deactivated20200916]

[paulthebukkit]

THE SAGA CONTINUES

(Source: https://twitter.com/mwi1me/status/921971908433780736)

[compartecompadre]

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[Original video here]

[horrorandhalloween]

[aftersextacos]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

[conventionalwisdomcomic]

[captainjash]

And on that day humanity received a grim reminder...

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[theplanlaugh]

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

[bibecamitchell-deactivated20150]

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

what the fuck