Armband 4 Prez

They call me Almond. And Armband. I play GU Hydras and buy all the almond hershey bars. Casually experience life through a series of deep sighs and various swears.

[downeysbitch]

whaT

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Detroit: Become Human: In the future, humans will treat robots as subhuman objects despite robots looking and acting incredibly humanlike with personalities and independent thoughts of their own.

The entire world when a robot in space died: *making fanart and crying R.I.P. Oppy you beautiful little space explorer*

[vicroc4]

lol

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Same thing happened with a Japanese satellite a few years ago. Just before it finally died, they turned it around to face earth for the first time so it could see the place it was helping and people were bawling their eyes out.

[such-justice-wow]

Wtf you can’t do that to my heart

[mister-christmas]

Humans will form emotional attachments to literally anything

[antlershade]

black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….

[spicymemesociety]

[edwardfucks]

he really snuck into her window at night and watched her sleep and we all were young and the 2008 recession was going on and we were just like “yeah okay sure”

[jinkies-binx]

i ran in front of the train with my horse for fun and now it’s in harveys house with me this is the best day ever

[jinkies-binx]

WAIT

[jinkies-binx]

theres a

Horse

LOOSE

IN THE HOSPITAL

[madqueensarah]

Me, trying to get rid of anything that doesn’t spark joy: Ugh I’m such a dumbass I should throw myself away.

Marie materialising in my room: Yes, this negative attitude doesn’t bring you joy. You should thank it for getting you through your past traumas but you no longer need it or want it so it should go.

[chaoticzindi-deactivated2019091]

THIS IS BRILLIANT

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

So that new Tetris game is fun

[brewerssupplies]

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[capjtk]

you’ve heard of ‘innocent until proven guilty’; now get ready for ‘bi until proven hetero’

[jswift-lgbtq]

Truth! 👏🏼🌈

[dwight-schrutes]

soulmates

[hairbender-asami]

Are you okay? 

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Compilation of weird trees 

[lierdumoa]

Compilation of forest spirits

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

Tooth Infection: Can literally kill you and wreck your overall physical health. United States: Dentistry is a frivolous cosmetic luxury which we should bar the poor from having. To even have access to a dentist should be a sign of affluence akin to some forms of plastic surgery. How else will we laugh at the poor and their disgusting toothless mouths which showcase how inferior and uneducated they really are in comparison to our pearly-smiled perfection? 

[lizziebeth157]

Like honestly?! I’m a nurse on a cardiac surgery unit. Do you have any idea how many patients I see every year have to go through open heart surgery to get a valve replacement because they got a tooth infection that caused endocarditis and vegetation on the heart valves? It’s appalling that people have to go through such a traumatic surgery when it could have been prevented by routine dental care.

I also once had a patient lose his fucking EYE because a tooth infection migrated into his sinuses and then his eye. And of course he had shit insurance so he didn’t get seen until it was too far gone for us to be able to save his eye. We did save his life but he was left without an eye and I can only imagine how much debt for that hospital bill.

The US healthcare system is so fucking broken.

[harperhug]

Dentistry was the first form of medicine that humanity invented. That’s how seriously bad dental health can ruin someone’s health.