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gingerrroot

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

plantfunerals

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

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Will, Jaden and Willow.

out-there-on-the-maroon

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

mogifire

has anyone seen that lady since?

thisisfoxx

“Did I stutter?”

elphabruh

please make this picture of lin at penn’s graduation a new meme

deyasworld

This is Graduation Lin, reblog for good semester vibes and a prosperous job search.

thexfiles

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

thotograph

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

some jackalope: "shark infested waters"

me cupping my hands around my mouth: THEY LIVE THERE

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forgive me father for i have sinned. it has been 5 seconds since my last confession. on my way out of the booth i tripped and yelled “fucking motherfucking cocksucking fuck shit ramming satan’s cock into my tight little anus holy shit hallowed god in fucking heaven i feel like mephistopheles burst a load in me”. you might have heard me yell that but maybe you didnt. You did? oh okay. sorry father . god is good

#omg

phdbitch-deactivated20150805

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.