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reg | 28 | they/them

[panthermouthh]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man

[betazeds]

and if i say Good Kid from the 2014 musical “The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical” by Rob Rokicki and Joe Tracz is one of the best portrayals of percy jackson ever, what then?

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[whorejolras]

og here but I had to enjolrasify

[legaltreble]

[theartofangirling]

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[lipstickhamlet]

would hamlet say six seven: a study

arguments for:

six seven itself has no actual meaning and originates from a clip of a viral song on tiktok, so hamlet's way of pretending to be "mad" could be repeating something widespread but meaningless, like how he quotes song lyrics and idioms (2.2, 430-432; 3.2, 306-310; 3.2 371-372)

hamlet often uses nonsensical, surreal humor, usually ones that appeal to the youth and confuse the older generation, to cope with his despair (2.2, 190-199; 5.1, 204-207)

he puts on the antic disposition partly to confuse claudius and gertrude, which this absolutely would

i don't think hamlet would ever have gen alpha humor, which is the point. he's changed to the point of being unrecognizable in his madness (2.2, 4-1; 316-321)

polonius would try to find meaning in it and come to an entirely incorrect conclusion

arguments against:

hamlet may not have tiktok or even know of this meme in the first place, because he's said to be a stable and well-liked individual prior to the play (4.7, 18-20)

it's actually rosencrantz and guildenstern who would keep saying six seven until hamlet decides to kill them

[betazeds]

spock and kirk. across every universe. in every lifetime. orpheus and eurydice. across all the ages. in every season. two journeys to retrieve someone from death. two stories of endless incarnation. it’s a love song. it’s an old song. it’s tragedy. can anyone hear me is this mic on

[genderfeel]

valjean: come to that, can you be sure that i am not your man?

the dubious inspector javert:

[betsyschuylers]

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

[bleachersgirl]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the great comet of 1812” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hélène bezukhova making out with marya dmitryevna

My buddy Anatole walking with his uniform unbuttoned walking to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro:

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[courting-trouble]

yes, shakespeare has beatiful elegant language that captures nuances of human emotion in a way that few other writers can compare to but none of that can compare to the sheer delight i felt reading this exchange in richard iii for the first time

[leroyzboots]

sometimes i think about how the first lines in beetlejuice the musical are by the funeral ensemble and they are "daylight come and me wan go...." but cut off and yet in jump in the line the last word of the musical is home thus completing the original statement and lydia's journey at the same time and i just

[wulfhalls]

It is time for us all all to decide who we are… Do we fight for the  right to a night at the opera now? Have you asked of yourselves what’s  the price you might pay? Is it simply a game, for rich young boys to  play? The colour of the world is changing, day by day. 

les miserables (2012) dir. tom hooper

[bernard-the-rabbit]

Is your life just one more lie?

[annabelle--cane]

I hear they're putting down andrew lloyd webber after phantom on broadway closes. SAD. oh well there's other composers.