Captain J Cosplay

Cosplay and memes of the pirate variety! got funny pirate memes? Send them to me!

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[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Uh..parley?

[captainjcosplay]

"Res Ipsa Loquitur, Tabula en Naufragio."

The matter is self evident, like a plank in a shipwreck

- Captain Jack Sparrow

[everythingispirates]

Barbossa marooning Jack for the second time:

[notcaptainjack]

[captainjcosplay]

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[sharky-sharks]

Lush was selling these today!🦈

Text SHARKATTACK to 40649 and sign the pledge!🦈

[gluttonousgoddess]

or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.

[yourladyindank]

No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.

Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.

[jeza-red]

if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim

[gluttonousgoddess]

To @keyhollow let sharks die naturally, don’t go hunting them. Last I checked there’s no such thing as an important apex predator. Why on Earth are New Yorkers biting people? Know what we did to lightning? We found ways to deal with them. I’d say firework damage is usually from stupidity.

To @jeza-red so nobody can enjoy the beach now. The animal doesn’t got to eat innocent bystanders that are definitely not fish.

[yourladyindank]

I’m gonna ignore 95% of that and focus on the apex predator part.

They’re super important because they control prey animal populations, of prey animal populations get out of control it can heavily and possibly irreversibly damage flora, other fauna, and land. A keystone predator is literally irreplaceable

[gluttonousgoddess]

A “keystone predator” is nowhere near irreplaceable.

[yourladyindank]

Do you know what keystone means??

[gluttonousgoddess]

First off, calling something a keystone predator is erroneous at best. Second, keystones can be replaced.

[yourladyindank]

No

You literally just have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://eu.oceana.org/en/importance-sharks-0

http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/the-value-of-sharks/sharks-role-in-the-ocean/

Sharks play a critical role in keeping our oceans healthy and in balance because most shark species are at the top of the marine food web.

The Importance of Sharks

[whostolemymonkey]

@miasmicsiren If you’re too stupid to read adult content, there’s even a children’s book on the subject!

[gluttonousgoddess]

Cherrypicking sources from shark apologists won’t work for you either.

[beckyhop]

Ah yes. “Shark apologists”. Those who defend the problematic behavior of *checks notes* preserving species and protecting the ecosystem.

[enchantedpineseed]

What’s with all these bitches who saw Jaws once and feel like every shark needs to die

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

What in the fuck is this bitch talking about “Keystone predators can be replaced” WHAT

[klingonrealitytelevision]

I’m still stuck on “Shark Apologist”

[petitecabriole]

Reblog if you’re a Shark Apologist

[oceanicprose]

Sharks are very important to the ecosystem!

[notcaptainjack]

I am a shark apologist

[captainjcosplay]

I, as well, apologize for the sharks

[captainjcosplay]

Just a brief word of encouragement for cosplayers:

Your Cosplay is beautiful.

It doesn't matter if you hand made everything, or just simply threw it together last minute.

Never let anyone tear you down.

It may not be perfect but you have to start somewhere.

You will grow and do amazing things.

Because you put forth effort.

So remember that your hobby is amazing because it makes you happy, never let anyone ruin that for you.

Stay happy, and have fun!

[captainjcosplay]

If being Jack Sparrow is wrong,

I dont wanna be right!

[everythingispirates]

new meme format, feel free to go hogwild with it 

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[thewolveswithin]

Petition Started For Disney To Bring Back Johnny Depp For Next 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie

Many longtime Depp fans are coming out to express their desire for the actor to return to his most iconic role, Captain Jack Sparrow.

As the released video clearly portrayed, the psychical and verbal abuse that occurred towards him has left lasting scars, as it would for any victim of an assault.

I wish Johnny Depp and anyone else recovering from assaults of this nature a healthy and prosperous recovery going forward, as society can not discard the seriousness of these actions.

[captainjcosplay]

DEPPHEADS UNITE!!!

Ever since Amber accused him of abuse he has been ripped apart by the media, the moment evidence against her surfaced they turned their heads. This is for Johnny and all other Men who are victims of Emotional, physical, domestic, and sexual abuse.

[bastardoftheocean]

[captainjcosplay]

[deep-space-siren]

[captainjcosplay]

How I imagine Jack thinks about the Turner's.

[captainjcosplay]

When you've been out of school and the teacher asks you for the homework: