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why is riker problematic he just loves pussy

Star Trek costumes (1967)

remember that time riker was so horny that he brought back human malware that made everybody on the enterprise nut themselves each time they played the game those devices used to take over their brains so hard that they became unable to do their jobs and were fully ready to hand the enterprise over to randos if it hadn’t been for wesley reviving data in time to shake everyone out of their orgasm-induced hysteria

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STAR TREK: DISCOVERY - S1E7 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad

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Star Trek Captain Physical Destructability Scale

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STAR TREK Deleted Scene (watch here)

Uhura: Mr. Spock, that music really gets to you. Spock: Yes. I find it relaxing. Uhura: Relaxing? It's.... I don't know what to call it - but relaxing's not the word. Spock: Most interesting. I suppose it works differently on non-Vulcan nervous systems. Uhura: I'd certainly like to learn how to play that. Spock: I'd be glad to give you the theory. The mathematics are somewhat complex. To my knowledge, no non-Vulcan has ever mastered the skill.

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By popular demand: Avery Brooks (Extended Edition)

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I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.