Just a girl trying its best

Transfem - it/she - t4t - Aroallo - Polyamorous - Autistic - Jew - Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[zoyasayshi]

making a new introduction post cause i lost my old one

hi! i'm Zoya, sometimes FlowerGirl or just flower, call me whichever

my pronouns are she/it if you're tma and I like you (this includes tma mutuals even if we've never talked), she/her otherwise

i'm Very Autistic, and not in the quirky way. my main special interests are the usamerican legal system, math, fire emblem three houses, and magic the gathering drafts.

other interests include Arknights, d&d, theatre (especially shakespeare), and writing music

formerly plural (it's a very long story), rip Anastasia I will always remember you.

survivor of anorexia and a failed suicide attempt, doing my best to spread awareness and fight stigma when I can.

most of my posts are untagged but when I start using tags I will add them here:

# eating disorder tag - anything related to eating disorders, eating disorder recovery, or eating more/gaining weight in general

# ✡️ - anything judaism related

I might be a dog, but I am not a puppy

# me core - posts that I find relatable in some way

# personal stuff - stuff thats personal

[tpwrtrmnky]

Honestly I think the only thing that's preventing Ralsei from transitioning is that nobody has mentioned "you can just be a girl if you'd prefer to" at her in the span of the five days that she's been experiencing the concept of having agency

[michaelrotonal]

i feel like it's kinda rude to use post-transition pronouns for someone who hasn't even realized yet that what they want is to transition

[tpwrtrmnky]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

the parody writes itself

[foldingfittedsheets]

DMing is hard. I acknowledge this. Weaving a story with words for long periods of time means you’re gonna say something silly sometimes when your brain blips. And it’s not your fault that it’s so silly that your players share it around turning it into an inside joke, immortalizing your brain fart moment forever.

My DM was narrating a scene between our tiefling rogue and the NPC she was romancing. He was trying to set the mood for their first kiss, up on a tower overlooking the city, looking into each others eyes. They’d just been on a romantic date, there was a bottle of wine between them. And this was their moment.

The NPC leaned in to kiss the rogue and the kiss was, according to our DM, “long and normal.”

The entire session went off the rails. We became ungovernable creatures of hilarity. How long is normal?

We are informed normal is six seconds and we devolve even further into chaotic paroxysm of laughter. The DM desperately tried to rein us in but for the rest of the session everything took a long and normal amount of time.

My betrothed and I would kiss each other while counting to six in our heads then declare afterward, “Ah yes! Long and normal!”

I accidentally told my school team about it, reasoning that they’d at least never meet the DM who lives out of state. They’d say we needed the scene to be the long and normal length, or hold a pose for a long and normal time.

At the end of the year I invited them to my house for a celebratory meal and was surprised when my DM joined the DnD video call early. My teammates looked at him, expressions slowly spreading into evil grins. “Long and normal!” They greeted him.

He turned a look upon me of utter betrayal while I hustled them out of my house.

“It’s been a year!” He cried at the unfairness.

“Maybe it’ll phase out by next year,” I told him.

[adobsonartworks]

As someone who’s reported alt-right harassment and rhetoric on various social media sites and been told “there’s nothing here that violates our TOS,” seeing what RPGnet is doing is a welcome breath of fresh air.

Please, more social media sites need to do this.

[peregrinelight]

@ ppl in the notes: First amendment is for the government not rpg dot com where you signed their ToS u absolute morons

[clockwork-basilica-deactivated2]

SAY IT LOUDER

1st Amendment stops the GOVERNMENT from stopping your speech but jane and john doe can punch you or ban you !!

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

[tathrin]

[the xkcd “free speech” comic]

[anarchistmemedistro]

tumblr taking notes

[timemachineyeah]

One of the best xkcd alt texts as well

[teaboot]

I don't think anything will ever better represent my experience of being a child better than one time in like 2nd grade when I told a teacher's assistant, "I'm not stupid, you're being very condescending, please let me do my math worksheet myself" and she immediately replied, "That's a really big word, do you know what it means?"

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

[useful-boy]

Been sick for over a week and these tags sent me into several coughing fits from laughing. I love it here I could never truly leave

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[laropasucia]

[apas-95]

[sraithpics]

David Cleary!

[aiteanngaelach-deactivated20241]

i'm in Ireland and the search for that bastards name is still blocked and hidden... the legnths the british go to defend and protect their instruments of colonialism and violence is beyond belief. no justice for the victims and yet every measure taken to protect David James Cleary and his fellow murderers.

[undeadentropy]

Never a better time for the Streisand Effect than when it's a government covering up acts of brutality and evil.

[stele3]

if you complain about the Chinese government covering up Tianamen Square, then complain about this, too.

[storyweavingspider]

For the Black folks here who (rightfully) don’t use Facebook: over on Facebook yesterday apparently several “white only” groups got raided by tens of thousands of us bc klansmen don’t know how to set group controls 😭 I been howling laughin over this shit it made my night

[storyweavingspider]

UPDATE:

KKKrackers keep making new groups but not fixing the settings so we keep flooding the new ones too it’s still ongoing. I’m fuckin dying 😭😭😭

[storyweavingspider]

P L E A S E every time I open Facebook there’s an evolution to the situation!!! Out here on some Black KKKlansman shit to keep getting in and fucking around 😭

EDIT: I forgot to add the photo oop

[no-one-offical]

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[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[taibhsearachd]

Post’s over, you heard the alpha.

[aromanticaardvark]

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

[heartless-aro]

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

[nillthirteen]

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

[wiimotion]

T_T I wish bathroom-related disabilities weren’t still today the subject of so much baseless ableism and hatred.. When you learn that kind of shame, it can kill you. People think “it’s too embarrassing to be seen buying an enema, or to go to the ER and need a manual disimpaction. I’ll just wait this one out” and then the bowel perforates and that can kill you in no time at all. And a LOT of it is just because of the meaningless stigma surrounding something as universal and basic as.. peeing and pooping?? That’s insane! Most everyone does it! Get over yourself and stop perpetuating shame!! Knowing someone has to wear a diaper will not kill you, but the embarrassment that person feels might just kill them!!

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[kittystar39]

this is the official pokemon tumblr account posting the origin of shocked pikachu

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(moving into the mid-game in chess) our age of pawns is collapsing

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/ implement how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

https://wheelofnames.com/ry4-3s4

The wheel is completed but if you the mod want to change it at all feel free and I couldn't figure out how to get the link to work properly even un-anoned.

Thanks, have a nice day and drink some water

You have just lost use of this random kitchen item/implement!

how screwed are you in terms of cooking?

I'm not screwed at all surprisingly!

I'm fine because I never use this

It'll be annoying but I'm fine

I'M SO SCREWED. SO SCREWED.

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[mousegirlheart]

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit