* To Dream a Little Dream...

Stephanie Kota 18 <3

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

[warrenconaway-archive]

My name is Warren Conaway and I am addicted to King Cones.

[captainkotas]

Is that so? Well at least you're getting the calcium you need.

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

[warrenconaway-archive]

  Sounds like it. Warren.

[captainkotas]

So we've got 'Aquaponic Andy' and 'Sea Monkey Sam'…have any weird and crazy obsessions you want to admit to today Warren? 

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

[warrenconaway-archive]

Aw, poor little weirdo! I’ll bet he named them all too. Jeez, at least Andy is making shit that is useful to the environment with his obsession.

[captainkotas]

Every single one of them! He was nice though, don't get me wrong, just...socially awkward. Sorry…I'm Steph!

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

[warrenconaway-archive]

How is someone obsessed with sea monkeys?!

[captainkotas]

And not just like a little tank that a five year old might have…no. His room was designed around his legit aquarium full of them. Needless to say I'm pretty sure I was his only friend besides his little aquatic buddies. 

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

[warrenconaway-archive]

  He’s a guy in one of my classes who is obsessed with working aquaponics into all of his building and park designs. It’s like listening to a person who adds “m’kay” to the end of every statement. It’s just funny after a while.

[captainkotas]

Gotta give the man koodos for being creative! Haha! That reminds of this guy back home, kind of random, he was obsessed with sea monkeys. Oh my god you should have seen his room...

[warrenconaway-archive]

Nice.

Got an A on my project and Aquaponics Andy congratulated me on my use of aquaponics… I don’t think he got the jest in it.

[captainkotas]

Jesus…Aquaponic Andy? 

[captainkotas]

Stephanie Kota AU

What if Stephanie never went through her random formation in grade nine? 

All through elementary and middle school Stephanie was perceived as the shy, quiet, anti-social type. She didn't have many friends and the few that she did have were only acquaintances at the very most. She liked to spend her weekends at home with her parents rather than having sleep overs with other girls. Whilst during the week she concentrated entirely on school and doing well. If she got good enough grades she could transfer one day, away from England, away from her judgemental classmates.

Puberty naturally allowed her to shed her shell of insecurity however in this alternate universe she does not go through that same process. Instead of losing her 'baby fat' she keeps it on. Her hair stays frizzy and she never really outgrows that 'ugly duckling' stage of life. Although this means that she never encounters those fake relationships she gets with people only wanting to be friends with her because of her looks, she also never gets that bit of an ego boost that losing weight seems to give a girl.

In this alternate universe she is still that awkward teenager who doesn't really fit in. She isn't all that social and is a complete nerd (not that that changes much; she's a nerd through and through regardless). She moved to San Diego to try and start a new life but she hasn't really changed from the person she was in the UK, meaning her life isn't all that much different from what it was back home. She's not apart of any groups or teams and doesn't have very many friends. She's quiet and a bit of a hermit. She's definitely not the chatty Stephanie BNU is used to.

[bnuharmony]

Is there any reason you want to watch Harry Potter on a Friday?

[captainkotas]

Uh...well...I've heard that you watch three tonight, three on Saturday, and two on Sunday! But that's just what I heard

[captainkotas]

Umm does anybody know if there's any truth behind the rumour about a Harry Potter marathon tonight?