Swashbuckling Otters

Weaponry, Positivity, Cats, Otters, and Out of Context Quotes

[filmgifs]

THE SWAN PRINCESS (1994) Dir. Richard Rich

[efeceojota]

[waywardsestras]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sick, nauseous, retching at how corporate interests demand all technological advancement must come at the cost of choice and consent, must be forcefed to the uncooperative consumer. a digital menu would be useful? 'k great, they're FUCKING MANDATORY :D Wireless earbuds are an innovation, so we stole your fucking earphone jack. hard to find coins for the laundry machine? no problem, now you can pay with card, in fact you must pay with card, in fact you must DOWNLOAD AN APP TO WASH A LOAD ON MED-TEMP QUICK CYCLE. you want to park your car? you want to PARK your CAR you dumb CUCKFUCKLE? you weeping seeping pathetic pustulant bedsore of an open wound???

download our app! give us your data! give us control of your money, your time, your viewership, your exhaustion!!! give us your location, your viewing history, your marketable hopes and third-party-resellable dreams, we require access to your eyes your ears your motherfucking synapses, click here to accept OUR terms and OUR conditions!!!

to us you aren't a person per se, but you could aspire to someday be a profit

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @slavetomyheadcanon

me fr fr

text: Tomorrow, I'm gonna give it my nothing

[laurens-german]

TARZAN 1999, dir. Chris Buck, Kevin Lima

[high-quality-tiktoks]

[spore-entities-ltd]

🥺

[gagtrees]

for those who are (rightfully!) concerned about animal welfare in tik toks: Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary is a true sanctuary and this animal is safe and happy!

[thornbound]

Wildcat Ridge is not only an accredited sanctuary, they have a policy of not displaying their residents to the public. It is a retirement home for cats that should never have been pets or attractions. There is no pressure on the animals to be in front of people, they interact as they choose with the sanctuary staff and vets and that’s it.

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Enquiry

You managed to teach your cat sign language? Well done. May I ask how?

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

That's actually really cool well done

[goth-princess-gwennie]

The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

[jabbotmohan]

not even yola or tanner adell or brittney spencer or tracy chapman or india.arie or chapel hart or the carolina chocolate drops or rhiannon giddens????

[xoxoviva]

Or…

Hemlocke Springs (alt rock/new wave revival),

the Noisettes (indie),

Skunk Anansie (hard rock/metal),

Tamar Kali (rock/punk),

Valerie June (country/blues),

Santigold (indie),

Bloc Party (post punk revival/indie rock),

O Children (goth),

Lord Scary Black (goth),

Cemetery Sex (death rock)

[gayvampyr]

a few more artists i love:

pleasure venom (post-punk/hard rock)

danny denial (indie punk/rock, queer)

big joanie (synth punk + some more melodic, blues-like tones)

shadow age (goth)

black pantera (rock, metal)

the 1865 (punk)

erzulie (punk, rock)

the rack (they describe their sound as “hard pop rock”, blends punk vocals and rock)

youth man (punk)

winter wolf (punk, metal)

the ire (goth, punk)

crystal axis (punk)

madame st beatrice (gothic, moody and melodic)

bastet (goth punk)

[doomgazedog]

Ah, I love this post.. please let me add some! And never forget that black artists STARTED a lot of the musical movements that were quickly associated w/white artists such as GRUNGE (Tina Bell of Bam Bam- Kurt Cobain was a roadie for her ffs), and my favorite genre shoegaze: "Black artists like A.R. Kane and The Veldt were among the first wave of bands to innovate music into what we now call Shoegaze."

2070 (garage rock)

RNIE (lofi rock)

Softie (shoegaze)

Cold Gawd (shoegaze)

Luster (shoegaze/pop)

Klein (noise/ambient)

Moor Mother (noise/experimental)

Whitelands (shoegaze)

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[petermorwood]

The cat is ringing, pick up!

[naamahdarling]

....PURRGLING!!!

[love-too]

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely.

[ifeelsoalpha]

[love-too]

Always thinking about them

[maureen2musings]

Black-capped Chickadee & Downy Woodpecker showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory

jocelynandersonphotography

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

After ten years of dreaming, eight years of government support, six years of fundraising (we needed $50,000,000!), and five years of construction, the Paul Farmer Maternal Center of Excellence at Koidu Government Hospital finally saw its first patients on February 14th.

13 babies were born at the MCOE that day. Several were admitted to the NICU, the first in Sierra Leone's history. The MCOE is already radically transforming the kind of maternal and infant care available in eastern Sierra Leone.

Five thousand babies will be born at the MCOE this year. 5,000 more will be born there next year, and the year after that, and the year after that--hopefully for decades. The healthcare workforce of the entire nation will grow stronger because the MCOE is a teaching hospital training the next generation of Sierra Leonean nurses, midwives, and doctors.

The heroes of this story are those caregivers along with the Ministry of Health, PIH, and the hundreds of skilled laborers who worked together for years to build the hospital despite so many challenges. But if you're supporting this project directly or indirectly (by buying good store socks or soap), thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[toddycats]

another comic about friendship

the first one is here

[knightwithakay]

it’s important to remember that you can do whatever you want forever (cut out parts of your peel and stick wallpaper to decorate power outlets)

[girlmostlikely]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be a cat making biscuits

[animentality]

[hapalopus]

#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that's actually enriching for humans as a species#i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)

Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day