Captain Slippers' †Cringe Catalogue†

29, (he/him/his) ~ linktr.ee/greggomovierants ~

[captainslippersphd]

The Blog Formerly Known as active-antelope

Hey y’all, for anyone still following this blog, active-antelope is now captainslippersphd in keeping with my current brand. I pretty much haven’t logged into this blog since 2018, but I guess I’m gonna be adding tumblr back to my time-waster rotation.

I think it goes without saying that anything posted on this blog pre-2022 probably shouldn’t be taken seriously cuz while I would love to go back and clear up this blog uhhh.... 167,000+ posts is too much to wipe without a proper mass post editor. So that being said, welcome back to my cringe catalogue. 

Enjoy the show 

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[animentality]

[starlit-meadow]

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[redstonedust]

is there a name for the thing where people find out that a cute animal is still an animal that kills and fucks and does things that would be bad for humans to do to eachother so they start going "did you know DUCKS are EVIL?? did you know DOLPHINS will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF GOD?? did you know your CAT is MORALLY BANKRUPT??"

[bbrothertedd]

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

it’s this serious

[hoopskirt]

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

[petr1kov]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[jolteonmchale]

Animal Control 4x10 "Scaredy Cats and Card Sharks"