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im drunksomuch hiiiiii 💋💋💋💋 hello (roleplay account, no children plss)

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[beemovieerotica]

[h3rzele1d]

captain jack harkness and captain john hart bar scene

[captn-john-hart]

You just dont think it was gay sex because you're not open-minded enough. It's like when people say a blowjob isn't sex, what else is it supposed to be?

[segamascott]

[itsatorchwoodthing]

i know jack harkness more than you tshirt

[captn-john-hart]

Buying that just to piss off Ianto Jones

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[dogpuppy]

[prairiedeath]

[captn-john-hart]

I miss being called Majesty like yes I am majestic you're right. Suck me offffff

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[bippus]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[nacrabmeal]

Watchin torchwood s3 rn and this crashed into me like a freight train

[captn-john-hart]

Yeah thats how big it is 🔥🔥🔥

[itsatorchwoodthing]

i do believe jack is so mean in greek bearing gifts because that’s how tosh sees him, that’s her pov, and in general we see jack so mean in s1 because that’s how the team sees him

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[captn-john-hart]

Men don't whimper enough and it's pathetic. Why are you going hrr grr at me show some respect...