Jasniss Hansideen

and in that moment, we were all tomatoes

[foxspookandrew-deactivated20160]

So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

[heyheyanna-deactivated20210606]

why is this funny

[goodtypography]

[aashiqaanah]

Anita Dongre Festive 2014 Collection

[rooncymara]

[jillian-amy]

There’s literally no better quote from a show ever.

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[captun-amuricn]

me with friends: 9/10 would bang

me with family: what's a boy

[bellestudy]

[conflictingheart]

Christmas market 🎄❤️🎁🌟

[victorious]

[realdoobz]

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

[zohbugg]

Cinematic magic

[lubricate-me-lucifer]

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

[uniquehairstyles]

✌

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[youth-united-deactivated2017010]

this is one of the most important/overlooked things

[holydoobies-deactivated20161101]

YES

[j0sephine-marie]

someone final said it

[mustardtigress]

[sonypraystation]

why this dog dressed better than me

[thecommonchick]

I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂

[inkskinned]

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

[sixpenceee]

A brontosaurus was carved out of pumpkins. 

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

[lillyrosaura]

Damn! *Sips my hotass tea*

[imgod]

this is just unbelievable

[hailneaux]

THIS IS A MESS

[aewm]

STOP

[prasejeebus]

ahucdbwiswosbaad FUCK

[trjoel]

https://instagram.com/p/9uxHFzCEZl/