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AnasAbdin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@theartofmadeline
Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins
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KIROKAZE
Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Janaina Medeiros
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@royce-kordem
I have unwittingly amplified the psychic shockwave that's sending visions of Slutty Neurolictors across Tumblr Sector by sharing this image:
The 40k community is starting to evolve once more. The age of the Tyranid fucker is upon us
They also usually have free wifi. One of the few places you can use the wifi without being expected to buy something.
sometimes they also have 3D printing services! and they will most likely also have useful resources like tax help, copyiers, color printing, a laminator, and similar. and mine at least has a little seed library with free seeds and instructions for people who want to start gardening!
Finally joined my library in the new town. It’s a very small place so the resources are limited, but it’s free and I can use BorrowBox now so that’s nice.
Also you can usually get digital or audio books using your library card with apps like Libby or Overdrive. I haven’t stepped in my library in years but I use my library card daily.
The problem with working in a morgue, funeral home etc is that if you die you still have to go to work
this shouldn't be as funny as it is but something about the combination of dad jokes and morbid humor hit me like a sack of bricks
one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it
I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
I'm working on it
wheres winnie the pooh
i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat
how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can't do shit to any of the others
shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face
a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you've turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst
you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over
Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals
You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva.
Cursed item: Box of 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 angry geese.
how big is the box
it’s pretty small. they’re angry cuz they’re too cramped.
High plain, Lo mein by Kym Day.
Get is as a print on the artist’s website here!
I am trying to be extra Not Patriotic today out of disrespect to the Queen so right now I am attempting an American grilled cheese sandwich instead of a British toastie
Result: why are you all lying about grills, you fry the damn thing
However it is very good. Exactly like a toastie, but not sealed around the edges. Pros: when I bit into it I did not instantly incinerate my tongue in the boiling steam trapped within the molten pocket of the toastie. Cons: the filling was able to leak out a bit and burn my fingers.
Pros (related): I no longer have fingerprints and can now commit Crime
In conclusion I give it 9/10, thank you America
I dunno I'm Welsh like... a normal amount
I... I dunno I'm Welsh, I ate it at a normal speed?? There was cheese, I blacked out and woke up with no fingerprints
A normal speed
Yeah we've got cheese we're good thank u
Listen, too many people make grilled cheese with too little cheese. There should be some oozing.
Also, the Welsh probably didn't use American cheese (which is both not cheese and is gross) which means they probably made the best kind of grilled cheese.
Side note, I like grilled cheese with cheddar and munster cheese. And at least two slices of each. At least.
think for literally 15 seconds before you respond to this post I have something controversial to say but I need you to actually consider it and Understand
A My Chemical Romance song with Hatsune Miku would literally bop so hard
the proper verbiage would be “fuck severely”
my bad you’re right
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#dm shit
Haha! Here’s a terrible item I have made!
Some Holier-Than-Thou Fuck: "Dont shoplift, it inconveniences minimum wage workers and could get them fired :(((("
Me, a grocery store employee that literally watched a guy stuff 10 steaks into a stolen reusable bag at the checkout counter and watched him leave without paying, and without anybody being fired or getting into trouble at all: "You sure?"
No place I've worked at has EVER given a shit. Sure they saber rattle, but none care THAT much. Case and point I was working at a huge grocery store chain in high school and, on Wednesdays like clockwork, the access vans from the old folks homes would pull up. And I tell you right now, those old timers were fuckin PROS.
My personal favorite was this old dude who was shoplifting a melon. He noticed me as he put his contraband cantaloupe in his bag. And he smiles sheepishly and puts his fingers to his lips as if to say "shh, you didn't see anything". I give him this huge wink and a thumbs up, and his face blooms into a huge grin. Next day, the dude comes up to the sushi counter and real sly slips me a Tupperware of cantaloupe, and goes, "you and me are thick as thieves" and disappears. I never saw pappy again, but you bet your ass I had that melon for lunch and I was grateful for it!!!
I was an ACCOMPLICE and I didn't get in trouble. No one even noticed, including the loss prevention guard who spent his shifts slavishly hitting on me and every other "girl" in prepared foods and produce (I put girl in quotes bcus I am not one). Stores will warn of huge punishments to convince you to snitch on people shoplifting but the fact of the matter is that most stores have exactly 0 way of tracking how much shit gets lost or damaged without you acting as their eyes and ears.
Don't be a class traitor! And remember!
IF NOBODY TALKS, EVERYONE WALKS
I hope gramps is still shoplifting melons to this day
To add to the conversation. I worked at Walmart for 10 years and their policy while I was there was to accuse someone of shoplifting there had to be steps taken by someone who was specifically trained in the steps or you couldn’t say shit about the theft. I didn’t have any training so I could literally watch someone pick something up and walk out the door without and the only thing I can do was “report suspicious behaviour” to the management. If i tried to say that person shoplifted I would get in huge trouble. So sometimes it’s more of a risk to accuse someone than to just mind your business In conclusion: If nobody talks, everyone walks
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