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Andrea | 21 | I don't know who I am anymore lmao I'm just here for the laughs. Memes? yea memes.

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[crittizen]

>blames Jews for Germany’s problems

>blames immigrants for America’s problems

Never again is now.

[slothful-rabbit]

I do t understand how anyone could support such a disgusting man

[lazy-cat-corner]

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell:

[amyadamses]

Amy Adams as Giselle in Enchanted (2007) dir. Kevin Lima

[zombeesknees]

#to get the sheer amount of balls-out energy she pours into each take in this movie  #either she has a background in dinner theatre or she bolted 8 espressos before each scene  #i mean i know the first is true but tbh jury’s out on if she did the second as well  #her angry/delighted breakdown is one of my favourite things she’s ever done on screen

[knowing]

[iraffiruse]

[10knotes]

Satisfying things

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[boobergara]

the funniest yet most under appreciated bfu moment

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[thenatsdorf]

Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

[noscribs-deactivated20260212]

[killicillin]

He went there.

[myrrhemaid]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[vivaciousarcanist]

[porterr-robinson]

[hetteh-spegetteh]

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

[justpennywise]

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

[stylingryan]

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

[luchadoreofliberty]

hahaha hey guys whatever happened with that observatory that was shut down for a week by the feds and the area was on military lockdown? anything about new about that? does anyone remember?

[spookyslvg]

>be Sunspot New Mexico.

>town of essential observatory employees and some security contractors for the site.

>sunspot observatory camera goes offline for several questionable periods.

>people separately report strange observatory camera issues around a specific time/band/view of the sky.

>the sunspot town and observatory is stormed with Blackhawk helicopters.

>local post office turned into alphabet agency outpost during the occupation.

>workers and scientists told to leave and given absolutely no information regarding why.

>local police also given this same debriefing.

>several theories came up before it went away.

> 1) the network of the observatories connects to backdoor intelligence gathering programs. The tech and much of the OS was Chinese made and managed. Open vulnerability into us gov citizen spying.

> 2) the observatory saw something that agencies did not want them to see. What? I cannot say.

>or the most juicy and most connected theory…

> 3) Child Porn network node. Observatories have massive upload caches of information. This would make uploading and seeding on a peer to peer network easy to hide. The idea being this could and potentially is being done on most clinical and scientific networks.

Then suddenly ain’t nobody know nuthin and we never heard about it again.

[wearekindafucked-deactivated201]

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@luchadoreofliberty @spookyslvg

[spookyslvg]

This makes the child trafficking and porn node MUCH MORE LIKELY

[drethelin]

seven fucking hours away is pretty far