[kafkaesquegf]

i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl

[sadhoc]

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

[softpng]

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty socks i’m begging 

[usergrantaire]

Mamma Mia! (2008) + letterboxd reviews

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

in this life you either die penis serious or live long enough to see yourself become penis delirious

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this site is so fucking funny

[chibifatou]

🛸 .。.:*°　🌙　•　　.°•　　🚀 ✯　.°• ★　*　　　°　　 .。.:*・°.　.°• 🛰 　°· 🪐.　 •　° 　 •  ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. •　.°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

[brazenbulls-deactivated20230228]

mfs say they know a place and then take you here

[yeehawlw]

my mum’s taking my dog to get his nuts removed today

[yeehawlw]

outcome unclear

[tennesseewillams]

the internet was a mistake but the amount off fondness i feel for all of the friends that i carry around in my pocket with me was not a mistake

[tvfilmspot]

Harry Styles in Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan

[feraligatr]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)

[woodrider]

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[starei]

idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably

[thepoisonroom]

coming down from crushes is wild like you just no longer understand the shrimp emotions you were having mere days ago

[guerrillatech]