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| Alix (or Timmy if you prefer) | They/He | I post about my hyperfixations | @ralsie-the-person ❤️❤️

[carabinerbracelets]

Intro post!

mehehheehehhe >:3

Name(s): Alix (Timmy)

Pronouns: They/He

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fun and silly side blog @dailybeanquotes

I post about random shit but mostly henry danger tbh

(+ whatever thing I'm currently watching)

I'm actually shifting away from henry danger recently to more random posts sorry 😔

I'll get back into it dw (I'm already planning for the next thing I watch to be hd again)

I have some original characters/stories I post about sometimes too

I'm not very funny but sometimes I try to make jokes

me core (so you can get an idea of my vibe)

[carabinerbracelets]

it's raining it's pouring

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[carabinerbracelets]

@alwayssecretcollector told me that my reference photo for my new haircut was a lesbian haircut and I'd look like a lesbian (as a compliment)

upon actually seeing what I looked like with the cut she said the cut looked like a fuckboy haircut

and you know what?

I've gotten more compliments on my fuckboy haircut than I ever got on my previous cut

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft consonant sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[carabinerbracelets]

honestly agree

I was fine with mx before but mg is so much better

[sakana-no-yama]

[spacetwoofmanyfrontiers]

jasper ruffling henry's hair. henry leaning into jasper on the couch. jasper kissing henry's cheek. henry holding jasper's hand. jasper booping henry's nose. henry cuddling up to jasper in his sleep. jasper taking care of henry's injuries. henry smiling at jasper with that really smitten in love look of his. i love them

[spacetwoofmanyfrontiers]

jasper ruffling henry's hair. henry leaning into jasper on the couch. jasper kissing henry's cheek. henry holding jasper's hand. jasper booping henry's nose. henry cuddling up to jasper in his sleep. jasper taking care of henry's injuries. henry smiling at jasper with that really smitten in love look of his. i love them

[carabinerbracelets]

thank you for introducing me to Hanahaki disease, I will be playing with this concept a lot I think

yyayyyyyyyy!!!

also you're welcome lol

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anon from earlier:

No problem! I'm happy I was able to help out and thank you for not getting defensive /gen. Hope you have a good day!

I think it's only fair to acknowledge apologize and try to keep it in mind moving forward (bonus is that answering the ask allows for more people who might not have realized to learn too)

You have a good day too! :)

[carabinerbracelets]

genuinely gentle and friendly reminder:

it isn't the best to talk about how you feel guilty/worry you're being racist/are trying not to be racist on a post about racism. I know you didn't mean any harm and I'm not mad or anything.

It's simply not the nicest because then people of color either feel like they have to comfort you and assure you aren't racist. Or you're drowning out their voices being worried about if you're racist or not. So it's just not the best thing to do.

oh I'm so sorry

never thought of that before, thank you for being nice while you tell me :3

[coollasticdabetach]

I’m gonna be mean for a second but I gotta say it: your average white fandom user cannot and will not engage critically in media; your average white fandom user, who is apolitical as shit and uses fandom as “escapism” while they ignore racism and antiblackness that happens within their fandoms, lack media literacy—and their politics are SHIT and I mean DOODOO WATER

[carabinerbracelets]

what if I just started introducing myself like "hi I'm Alix and also I'm Timmy"

[magecat2]

I like to think about the Fei crows. I see such a field for jokes.

Fai controls them, but sometimes the crows can just be crows. They eat food straight from Jayme's plate, steal Sloane's shiny rubber bands, perch on Ben and Marcus' heads to peck and caw, leave their feathers in Alphonso's room, or bring various branches and stones from outside into the siblings' rooms, leaving them on their beds. They sit on Christopher and ride him while he unsuccessfully tries to shake them off, and they defecate in Reginald's office.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[purpldology]

I camnot stop thinking of bnunny five.... how did I never thinko of this. my sona is a bunny! im a failure of favourite character guy. But do expect like a million bunnies of fivey after my exam.

[purpldology]

Ohohoo yes!!

What if his body was too destroyed by the apocalypse, and the only body the commission had on hand was an experiment to combine animal characteristics into human bodies for better correction agents?!

So they put him in an older hare body (hehe bunny five w mustache...) He still messes up the decimal and reverses his hare body so he looks like a baby hare. His siblings believe its him because he Somehow has the umbrella tattoo and fives powers are easily recognizable.

After the apocalypse is diverted they baby him because hes just a lil bunnyyy:) but he keeps kicking them w his hare legs lolll

[carabinerbracelets]

I hate when I'm nauseous so I don't eat but then the second I'm not somewhere where I can eat I become starving