Be Relentless And Incomprehensible

my clever joke here expired

[doradotcom]

you cant employ me in a way that matters

[ferncloud]

caught 🩸 PDX

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[funny-tik-toks]

[this-universe-is-steven]

In Steven Universe Future when Garnet said "My bad, I was sure we were in the pepperoni timeline." it put me off. Garnet always knows whats going on. Its what played into her "mysterious" character act. She always knew the right thing to say and do because she can quite litterally predict the future. For the show to say that she got the timelines confused in a throwaway line when she'd always known what to do, was strange but easy enough to shrug off. After all theres no threat, no reason to keep track of the future. Its reasonable she can get confused.

Until I realized this isnt the first time its happened.

In Pool Hopping Episode 15 of Season 5 Garnet says this "Sorry I must be thinking of a different timeline," after saying Vidalia must be upset her son went into space when it was in fact Lars that went into space.

This is the only time in the entirety of Steven Universe that Garnet mixes the timelines up. And here it clearly isnt cause theres no threat. We're reaching the climax of the show, theres very much a threat. There is only one similarity between the two events.

Garnet cannot predict Steven. She realizes in Pool Hopping that the reason her timelines are mixed up is because she has been looking into futures where Steven behaves as he did before and not as he does now. Once she corrects herself, she can once again guide their path.

In Future she is doing the same thing. Seeing Steven as he was before and not as he is now. Its why every single thing she does in future is wrong. She gets him a backpack with everything he needs only for him to evidently prove he does not need it. She prepares a dinner and games he should enjoy only for him to storm off to his room. She gives a comforting statement and it just annoys him.

Garnet does not predict futures incorrectly. She always knows what will happen. She just has to know what futures to look for. And considering the amount of shock and horror at the revelations of everything Steven has been up to, we can clearly see she has not been seeing the right timeline and had no clue this would happen.

I dunno i just think its cool that you can unpack all this in a throwaway line she makes.

[yeris]

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM (2002) dir. gurinder chadha

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

At the zoo with @syncarida and a lyrebird came up to us in the aviary and started putting on a show!!! His beautiful plagiarism song...

(video ID: a lyrebird, a medium sized brown bird with long elaborate tail feathers, standing on a wooden railing and singing by mimicking multiple different birdsongs in rapid succession)

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Also if anyone's wondering (like I was) about where the laser gun sounds are coming from, turns out those are actually one of the few lyrebird original sounds that they can all automatically do! Which is funny because it's one of the noises that sounds the most like a recording to me.

[zeugmalitotes]

My partner across the room: What are those noises?

Me: It's a video of a lyrebird!

Partner: A liar-bird? Why does it lie?

Me: It had bad role models growing up

[tachvintlogic]

@lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

there's a notorious lyrebird at a train station a few stops north of the one my dad works at and he told me it's a problem because it often imitates the train guard's whistle that indicates it's safe for the train to leave

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[pigeon-butch]

I'D NEVER SEEN A SCALED PIGEON BEFORE. this thing rules so much

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[alterugdalf]

[pissvortex]

Jeff Necklace

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Jeff Necklace

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[fopposting]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[nannycanes]

Final Fantasy XIV

[evil-jennifer-hamilton-wb]

Garry's Mod

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am