hello there

She/her * 29 * Writer (portuguese)

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ozempicofficial]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

[roach-works]

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

[trans-pickles]

I'm gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

look at how fucking angry she is

[marzipanandminutiae]

"19th century child points out what a load of bullshit expectations for 19th century children were" is the most enduring type of 19th century children's book for a reason 

[tsunglasses]

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[panvani]

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun

[kelpforestdwellers]

If you need help with keeping your body clean, it's okay.

If you need help with eating, it's okay.

If you need help with going to the bathroom, it's okay.

If you cannot get out of bed at all or do any of the regular tasks of daily living yourself, it's okay.

You can mourn the losses and the difficulties. You can mourn and rage against the systems and people that often prevent people from getting their care needs met safely, kindly, and with dignity.

Just please try to remember: you are not the problem. Your care needs are not the problem. They simply are what they are.

Every person is worthy of love and genuine care, and to have their needs addressed with the maximum possible dignity and autonomy.

[carameltree]

am reviewing for the third time my book, and i'm just procrastinating

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[anastasiya-mory]

Every other pair of eyes on you feels like stealing. I’d pull you out of this reality and keep you locked away, making myself your only air. I can't stand sharing you. You’re mine. Completely. And I don’t care if that sounds like an obsession.

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[clytemnestraaa]

grabbing the ao3 authors by their plump rosy little cheeks… being sexually submissive… does not make a person literally anything. not more or less powerful, or more or less competent, or more or less gendered, or more or less capable of abuse, or more or less innocent, or more or less mature, or more or less adult, or more or less violent, or more or less intelligent, or more or less responsible, or more or less any single thing on the planet. there is no correlation. please. please. for the love of god.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[maruuuu116]

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[nerianasims]

That's one hell of a conspiracy theory you're believing, bud. Just out of curiosity, who's "they"?

[jerdle]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[duckbunny]

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

[pusheenthenerdcat]

i am a very strong proponent of "why not try moving somewhere totally different first" because

A. 99.99% of the time you just dont wanna live the life you're currently in and a drastic change might fix it

B. If you really aren't planning for the future anyway what have you got to lose?