All That Glitters Isnt Gold To Me.

Things im into.

[pleatedjeans]

[supremekuwaiti]

[estrellas-sin-colorl]

[nintenclo-deactivated20140319]

when you accidentally upset your friend 

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

not to suck my own dick or anything but im such a good lover like when my heart is invested in u i love so hard & i try my best 2 be mentally + emotionally supportive for u at all times

[kushandwizdom]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

car: *hits me*

me: finally

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[retrowaifu]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[urbxnfxck]

uhm have you ever been rawed from behind

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

might fuck around and drink some water

[1980vibes]

idk how to stop caring for people who don’t care for me.

[themariahcarey]

When you’re having sex but he doesn’t moan 

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[gloriouspraises-deactivated2015]

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[kaylamoonbeam]

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

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