Your lips, so kissable

Vivi. Spread your wings my little butterfly.

[heyarigrande]

[beginagainkindly-deactivated201]

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

[slightly-bovverd]

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

[alenalenabobena]

then fuck the police

[stylinsinz]

[missneneleakes-deactivated20151]

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

[straighthater]

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

[greekgosh]

It’s 2014

[straighthater]

just planning ahead

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[officialpigeon]

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

[falloutbongarchive-blog]

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

[caraplvin]

Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??

Me: don't

Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??

Me:

Uterus: hardly any breaks??

Me:

Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame

Uterus: if something were to

Me:

Uterus: happen

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

breaking news

youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden

[evincibly]

girl, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola 

[suppsed]

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay

[odin-n-out]

I’ve got  

and  

aint one

[odin-n-out]

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

[emopizzarolls]

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys