Bipptity bopptity *explosion*

I AM AN ADULT AND DEMAND TO BE TREATED AS SUCH YOU FUCKING OLD BITCH *shoots camera with a nerf gun* Image sending capabilities and also my mobile alt

[evieeion]

headcanon that cybertronians bonk crests together in greeting or to show affection smth smth like cats

[ouliarts]

Way to kill the mood TC

[impextoo]

Artwork „DEVIATION“ BY: @studiosvensauer TRAIN MODIFICATION: @helldorfer_engineering ELECTRONICS: LUKAS ESSER CREATIVE CODING: @studiomarkusgraf PRODUCTION: @nsevvalg; @martinhussain MUSIC: theatre_of_delays CLIP: @frank_sauer Exhibition: @thedarkroomsexhibition

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[themadkatartist]

Part 1 of how Sparklings grow in my SwinBreakBee Au!

[orion-archives]

Sibling shenanigans before they grew up to commit war crimes

(FROM PRIME TO PAPA IS BACK, BABY, OH YEAH)

[madamadamiu]

Push

[bluecoptrinity]

somewhere over the rainbow process

actual initial idea was him holding the ignyx sword until i realised it didn't make sense, so that's why the final drawing's arms are a bit awkward lol. it's actually kinda a funny drawing where he looks relegated to space for some reason. my bad about that

also the planet thing going on down there was because i remembered my fave set of images and this one stood out the most to me

actually, it would be nice if heavy or someone else was perma sent to space a la wheatley. feels like they'd be unhappy about it v much

[archie-sunlite]

completed onstream nickel and tailgate chaos commission for @monkeybusinessonatypewriter ! Tysm for commissioning!

[bluecoptrinity]

The night is long that never finds the day

horizontal ver.

[reader-from-nowhere]

poop from my butt

[twisted-wirez]

Fan continuity lore, cybertronian don't just have Cybertron alt-modes, but Cybertron robot/root modes. Their more humanoid forms and behaviors on earth, come from scanning and mimicking humans.

Tracks and Bluestreak cybertron robot modes as examples.

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[lenoraarchive]

Went to school once wearing a shirt with tech’s helmet on it and some guy pointed at it and said “transformer” and walked away

[hoomanshaped]

Dexter w!

He based on buffish mining bee. His vehicle mode is unchanged (I think it based on Hyundai HW210)

A bit of lore: while working at forest restoration territory Dexter was attacked by wild cardbot. It lead to his unsealing. Freed from Jun's influence his anger at humans returned. But he don't wish to release it on them, knowing how much humanity cares about organic life (it's not the best, but better compared to Machina). Also Dexter don't want to get sealed again. So he lives like nothing happened, but avoiding closest to him... He don't want to be rejected..

Also Dexter got metal card update. He got wings too!

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[mothnem]

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

[drowningbydegrees]

I used to be president of a company and made a devil's sacrament joke in a company-wide meeting without really thinking about it. On the one hand, the number of people who got it made me feel less like I'd stuck my foot in my mouth. On the other hand, I was the boss of everyone in that meeting and that... sure was a thing we all had to know about each other for the rest of eternity.