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greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

Tokyo’s subway system is arguably one of the most complex in the world. The map itself can be an immediate turn-off for any unfamiliarized straphangar. But exactly how do all these lines run underground, overlapping as they carry hundreds of thousands of passengers each day?

Tokyo University graduate student Takatsugu Kuriyama decided to answer that question be recreating an accurate three-dimensional model of Tokyo’s lifeline by using multi-colored tubes strung with wire. Different color liquids pulsate throughout all 18 lines, creating a staggering picture of what goes on below the streets of Tokyo every day.

tramampoline

I just drew Toronto’s in Paint in under 30 seconds

redacted-redd

Unnecessary update of the Toronto line since 2013

secondlina

Together, we carrion.

Check out my of my comic stuff here!

gumi-megpoidd

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

penandinkprincess

my non-nuanced and un-researched opinion is that if ai were actually so great, tech companies wouldn't have to work so hard to convince us it's literally the key to salvation

if it can't speak for itself, why the fuck are you SCREAMING about it

vergess

My highly nuanced and extremely researched opinion is: yeah, correct, exactly this. AI is a powerful niche tool with great implications for SOME, SPECIFIC types of research, automation, communication, and data generation.

It is not some kind of superintelligent panacea for all industries, which is the big lie being pushed by tech bros.

They are screaming about it because they want to be the next Jeff Bezos, and they are idiots who will be proven wrong, but not before their burst bubble destroys millions of lives along the way.

It's an old metaphor, but a good one:

AI is an electric blender. It makes a lot of difficult tasks fast and easy (whipping cream! Blended soups!), and a handful of impossible tasks possible (food pasting for liquid diets!).

Now imagine your boss coming to you and saying this blender is going to replace half your team.

Fucking unhinged behaviour! The blender is a great tool that is totally fucking irrelevant in 90% of places!!

AI is much the same.

It has valid, valuable, niche applications.

It is being used outside those applications to great misery and little effect.

hannabec2

Fábio Gomes Trindade, a Brazilian street artist, is celebrated for blending street art with nature, incorporating branches and flowers as living parts of his murals. His renowned works often depict women and children, where the natural greenery becomes their “hair,” resulting in a powerful and organic balance. Artist: @fabiogomestrindade

spoopdeedoop

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

spoopdeedoop

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

doccywhomst

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

rubykgrant

the one true Josh

kipplekipple

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

hollowboobtheory

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

probuccalfat

carrotsforferrets-deactivated20

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

undoherdamage

@mynameiseyyyyyy

bunjywunjy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

cacklebarnacle

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

kedreeva

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

whenthegoldrays

“Oh my god, can January be over already?” Why? What do you want it to be over for? So it can be February?? What’s the matter with you

penny-anna

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

supervillainny

And you are older than them

buddivorce

ramonn90

Jan Patreon Practices

You can now purchase my brush set on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ramonn90 Along with access to my process videos, files, and art insights. Come and Join me! Also! You can now pre-order my book Life in Every Sketch on the 3DTotal shop

Hi, my name is RamonN90. I'm an illustrator and concept artist who loves bringing original characters to life in casual, everyday moments.

prokopetz

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

t-a-c

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

teratorequests

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)