Hi!! I am literally obsessed with your writing, I get happy every time I see you posted! I was wondering if you could do some headcanons for Crosshair in a relationship? Can be sfw or nsfw or both. Thank you!!! 🩷
crosshair bad batch headcanons
a/n: someone tried to scam me into giving my blog info to them smh i'm grateful i'm still here bc i almost fell for it ... thank god for reddit cuz i wouldn't have known these scammers were going around otherwise
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warnings: nsfw included
bf!crosshair whose scowl softens every time you look at him, your eyes sparkling with the smile that warms his icy demeanor. he averts his gaze, muttering, "don't look at me like that" because he knows how easy it is to fold around you
bf!crosshair who out-sasses you during arguments, sometimes to the point where you're too stunned to speak. he's annoyingly triumphant about this, smirking as he folds his arms over his chest and waits for your reply (diva)
bf!crosshair who bickers with you like you're an old married couple, whether he snarks about how you're loading the dishes a certain way or blames his snoring on you, it's truly never a dull day with him. full of rage bait
bf!crosshair who clicks his tongue and says, "too bad," when you tell him you're cold (after he told you to wear something warmer), but he unzips his jacket to pull you under his arm, wrapping you inside all snug and cozy as he shakes his head
bf!crosshair who enjoys comfortable silence, especially when going through your routines together, not even needing to ask each other for something verbally, just quiet as he hands you the coffee or tea you drink every morning, giving you a pointed look when you nudge his back in affection while walking past him. you understand each other beyond words and can communicate with a simple second of eye contact or the touch of a hand
bf!crosshair who loves getting you to admit that he was right about something, but what's funnier is when you get HIM to admit that you were right and that he should have listened to you. "fine," he mumbles, barely audible. "hm, what's that?" you tease, which deepens his begrudging frown. "fine," he hisses, his hands snaking around your hips to pull you close. he stares you down, irritation tugging on each word when he says, "i was wrong. happy?" "very," you laugh
bf!crosshair whose enhanced vision allows him to spot you anywhere, in any crowd, and it's his instinct to keep an eye on you because he takes your safety very seriously
bf!crosshair who doesn't make a big deal out of physical affection, but the fact that he's comfortable to touch and be touched by you means a lot to him, and he's much more needy when it's just you two at home and nobody else can see the way he scoots into you or tugs your legs across his lap on the couch
bf!crosshair who kisses the top of your head, your forehead, and your bare shoulder blade a lot ~~ just a few of his favorite spots
bf!crosshair who likes seeing you get flustered and teases you for it, gripping your chin to force you to look at him
bf!crosshair who catches you staring at his pretty hands when he's cleaning his sniper, and he purposefully does it in front of you because he knows you have a thing for his long, slim fingers as they work themselves into the empty chamber, dragging slowly the same way he slides them inside of you and stretches you out
bf!crosshair who locks his hands over yours when you fist the sheets as he fucks you from behind, his whole body outlining the arched curve of your back, his mouth low to your ear with harsh, half-swallowed groans
bf!crosshair who holds the back of your thighs to bounce you on his cock, controlling your movements like a fuckdoll, squeezing your ass with warning when your movements get sloppy
bf!crosshair who loves edging you, petty and smirking as he withholds your release
bf!crosshair who didn't know he enjoys taking baths until he started joining you, his long legs spread around your body as you lean back into his chest, your eyes closed with relaxation as he washes your hair, maybe loosens you up with a few orgasms as he slips his fingers inside of you and feels you writhe in his embrace
bf!crosshair who is obsessed with kissing your inner thighs, knowing it's the place that makes you the most frustrated, so close to where you really want his mouth and his cock
bf!crosshair who moans and grunts into your mouth, trying to stifle his noises even though you love them so much
bf!crosshair who fucks a tear-streaked, choked out apology from you when you're acting particularly bratty, so rough and hard that all you can do is dig your nails into his back, sobbing "i'm sorry-i'm sorry"
bf!crosshair who makes a mess out of you during sex, but he does a complete 180 afterwards with cleaning you up, dressing you, and tucking you into bed
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