What Are Any Of You Talking About

Do you ever see a string of words that makes you question your literacy and sanity? Well I love them! “Can we normalize carbon monoxide posting?” -Pinterest user CherylBishopKing

[ao3commentoftheday]

cursed timeline ao3 skin

Step 1: See an absolutely monstrous image on a reddit post about "worst possible AO3 features"

Step 2: realize that you could probably recreate that with CSS

Step 3: spend an hour of time you were supposed to be working just constantly thinking about how to do it

Step 4: spend your lunch hour (and another 20 minutes after work) making the thing

Step 5: profit???

If you would like to make your AO3 works pages look like some sort of cursed timeline full of broken ads, personal information, and AI then grab the code and make yourself a site skin 😆🤣

Note: this removes all of the buttons at the top of a fic and also I built it on my laptop with zero considerations for mobile. This is a shitpost kind of a site skin, so just try it for the visceral horrors and not for actual usability.

Image of one of my own fics:

[needlittlepiggiesinmymarket]

My dogs keep barfing like COME ON one of them can’t eat more than 3 cocoons in a row without spitting them all up again. Granted I am over feeding them but still just get good just don’t barf it’s that easy

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

Reading this without previous context within the post itself that you're speaking of wobbledogs made it a BAFFLING experience.

Beep beep beep! Only trace amounts of carbon Monoxide detected.

[cparti-mkiki]

what bliss

[currymaker]

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

[the-muppet-joker]

This website is always showing me new and previously unexplored ways I can be horny. Wow!

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[freebasegod]

i used to be a green onion

[speedlimit15]

[cozyjorts]

for full context

[omglee-i-cant-even]

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[vishnovy]

yeah, sure

[catgirl-kaiju]

my extremely powerful long chip (utahraptor toe claw for reference)

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[b0nkcreat]

the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy

[b0nkcreat]

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

[archaardvarkarchive]

not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.

Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification

esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan

[b0nkcreat]

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[badassdemonsword]

Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

[sirduke]

iSeen A Skull found footage

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[girlprotag]

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

જ⁀➴Smells like Carbon Monoxide Posting!⌕

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

[carbon-monoxide-posting]

@/solfungus has deactivated, but Pedro S. lives on. If you were solfungus, let me know so I can credit your incredible creation

[chuunipocalypse]

ME: ... and that's when she told me SHE was the one pissing on his lawn the whole time!!

MY GIRLFRIEND, SECRETLY PLANNING TO KILL ME: ehehehe!! that's crazy. I love your anecdotes

ME: awww, you're- wait uh.

MY GF THAT HAS CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED A FAKE ALIBI FOR NEXT SUNDAY: hm ?

ME: w-why are you being called these things,,

GF WHO RECENTLY PURCHASED AN UNLICENSED FIREARM AND WHO HAS PRACTICED MIMICKING MY HANDWRITING FOR WEEKS IN ORDER TO CONVINCINGLY PORTRAY MY DEATH AS A SUICIDE: called whag

[nbtual-moving]

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

[nbtual-moving]

ok new ask game what mutual am i