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autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

pennylessthoughts

but ill kiss your bruises and clean your scrapes

trace them softly with my fingers, connecting them like stars in the constellations

astro-glyphs of our own creation born from collision

what a funny way life has of hearkening back to our origins

star dust colors our skin as it rises to the surface.

a gift left from the galaxies before us, and we can only hope to replicate their beauty

nebulas shining through the weakest parts of ourselves

tender to touch

but the closest we will ever get

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

geyfrog

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

vexwerewolf

TERFs have no right to speak. Ever. On any topic.

plumbewb

hear me out…

punkrock-bottom

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

lazydelusions

peachdoxie

kingscrown666

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

honey he has a fish for a head

kingscrown666

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

rednines

There needs to be a movement of people putting paint in fire extinguishers and super soakers and just covering every security camera that has been put up over the last forty years with paint or just pulling them down with like shovels and hoes or whatever they can do because honestly everyone hates them just get rid of them

This looks like a tool from the Billboard Liberation Front. I’ll bet they have a lot of other nifty tips that could be applicable in this case.

kropotkindersurprise

anarchopuppy

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

left-lateral-incisor

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