its just me and my little fluorescent bitches

lesbiangalio -> becomingrui astra • they/them • ffxiv: L’raya Novius, Hyperion

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[quietwingsinthesky]

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

[charseraph]

[not drawing voice] I miss my character.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[irisunmuted]

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

[girlzoid]

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[super-lazer-piss]

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

[super-lazer-piss]

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

[abigail]

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

[amygdalae]

these gormless fools....I will be baking them into a pie tonight

[amygdalae]

having two adorable kittens who are brother and sister inclines my cuteness aggression towards wanting to do some Hansel and Gretel shit to them. Might entice them with a poisoned apple later

[porcelain-dollbones]

i count myself amongst them

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

[sadclowncentral]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[sandersstudies]

Love the tags!

[weaselle]

ah lads not the stagnation i've been tricked again

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks