still looking for my fire stone

Ivy | Socal | Hopeless college student | Multifandom | Inconsistency will be the death of me | Welcome and enjoy.

[emeraldfragments]

[scaredpotter]

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

[ave-aria]

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

[fastpacedfreefall]

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

[madeofbees]

Oh my god it got so much better.

[gingersnapwolves]

Snape takes a shot

[aerialflight]

Oh god, the Snape line just killed me. Hahaha!!!

[inkskinned]

i hate the first day “let’s all say a cool fact about ourselves” bc the minute that shit starts up i am no longer even on the same astral plane. i’m panicking. sure i’m smiling at the other people talking but i have tuned everything out while my brain scrambles around screaming, trying to find something remotely interesting about me so i can mumble something that isn’t “my name is raquel and if i got hit by a car i honestly wouldn’t complain”

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

[shattered-earth]

Updating post with Cherish and Dive Ball! Gonna debut them at OTAKON 2016

All of them will be available for purchase at cons EXCEPT the premier ball which will be free if and only if you buy any 5 pokeball prints. 

You can purchase them either at my regular store or my preorder store (depending on the time of the year)

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windynebula]

You know what I want? Culture clashes between the pokemon regions.

Someone from Unova travels to Kanto/Johto wearing a t-shirt with a big R on the chest. They get dirty looks for it and have no idea what’s going on.

A Kalosian meets someone from Sinnoh and keeps standing too close to them. The Sinnoh native keeps stepping back uncomfortably, but the Kalosian keeps stepping closer.

Someone from Johto goes to Unova and ????EVERYTHING IS SO BIG=????

A Hoennian meets up with a Kalosian and the Kalosian goes for cheek kisses while the Hoennian goes for a gentle head butt.

[akiraita]

people from johto visiting sinnoh get pulled aside by police because they don’t know that keeping your pokemon outside its pokeball outside of amity square is illegal

trainers from kanto and johto wondering why the game corner doesn’t give out pokemon as prizes

kanto trainers expecting to be given a bunch of rocks for playing in the sinnoh safari zone and instead finding out that you’re supposed to throw mud at pokemon

“what the fuck are you doing” “i’m slathering honey all over this tree to attract wild pokemon to it” “why don’t you just fucking headbutt it you dumb shit” “e-excuse me what”

a lot of discourse on the proper way to plant berries (“just plant them in the ground it’s not difficult” “yes okay but have you heard of berry pots” “do you just plant them wherever? why would you do that just get your own berry orchard” “I CAN ONLY PLANT BERRIES IN MY DREAMS”)

kalos trainers getting really confused when they take their clefairy to kanto and it’s getting its ass handed to it by fighting-types

unova/kalos trainers getting really fucking sick of foreigners trying to eat their vanillite

[spitblaze]

Hoennites going to Sinnoh and not realizing how COLD it is and they’re freezing the whole time but everyone else is just sorta used to it

Conversely, Sinnohians going to Hoenn and not realizing how hot it is and they don’t have any warm-weather gear so they’re sweltering the whole time

Cyclists from Kanto Johto Hoenn and Sinnoh wondering where the hell Cycling Road is. Where is it.

A Hoennite bragging that someone from Rustboro city found out how to resurrect Pokemon, only to be shot down by a Kantoian who says that some guy on Cinnabar Island figured out how to do it YEARS ago

People from Unova and Hoenn coming to Kanto and Johto and getting really really frustrated because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE THIS SNORLAX and thinking the locals are pulling their leg when they tell them to play the Pokeflute for it.

Johtoians having to patiently explain to foreigners that slowpoketails aren’t a delicacy, but are, in fact, VERY illegal.

People from most regions getting really intimidated by Goldenrod City and how weird and dirty some of the city is, but Unovans feel right at home.

[pancakeke]

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

[pancakeke]

Tags: wow this seems cruel

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

[hiboudeluxe]

my cat does this. and honestly this might solve his problems… i.e. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, CAT.

[the-last-teabender]

I’m not gonna lie, I think I need one of these for me.

[calleo]

Dishes like this also help with dogs who eat too fast; it significantly lowers their chances of choking or bloat.

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[surfacage]

spark: we are never marathoning marvel movies again

candela: i recognise you have made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, i’ve elected to ignore it

spark: oh my god stop

blanche: *looks into the camera like in the office*

clean ver / fire brushes

[ferrousfellow]

[victory-uh-deactivated20161120]

Get fucked team instinct is taking a train to flavor town

[maskedbender]

Zuko + tumblr tags

[hiamigoman]

[savescreen]

Pokemon GO fanart.

[stikinprei]

[sternyboi]

If this kid comes back in like 20 years dressed as a massive buff gyarados I’ll eat my shirt

[ppitte]

I’m just posting these real quick before i pass out okey dokey

[bestofpokemongo]

Important things to know when hatching eggs:

The maximum speed you can go and still gain credit towards hatching your eggs is 10.5 kmph.

The game does not measure your exact speed; it measures the distance you have travelled every minute. This means the maximum distance you can walk in a minute is 175meters. 

The most efficient way to hatch your eggs is to walk in a straight line, the game “draws a line” from where you were to where you are now and measures that distance. So, obviously a person walking in a zigzag pattern will get less distance towards hatching their egg.

The distance displayed on the egg only updates every 4 minutes.

The game still counts your distance if you are still moving when you are catching a pokemon