Outis’s Goodest Girl

She/It Trans-Girlthing || My Twitter: @MandorinM95571 My Newgrounds (Nsfw): https://carcinisedcrab.newgrounds.com/ My pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/103601311

[bamblrr]

help i cant stop making these

im up to like 6 in the past day

gays.., my DM's are open uwu

[lycorizz-pipis]

Mew mew comic about self-love and self love

(read it from right to left)

[lycorizz-pipis]

Mew mew comic about self-love and self love

(read it from right to left)

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[sir-poltergeist]

teachers

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[opt1gan]

The poor children

[seraphont]

casual girl

[yuripng]

[nyazuredreams]

artfight #7 for @/catmask !

[herosplatling-replica]

every day he gotta deal with this slapstick shit

[lizardsfromspace]

How many old technologies do YOU recognize? Nobody is old enough for all of them!!!

DVDs

VHS tapes

Vinyl (before it became cool again)

Rotary phones

Whale oil lamps

Magic lantern shows

Gutenberg press

Horses

Antikythera mechanism

Fire

ANSWERED YES TO ALL TEN? CONGRATS, we've finally tracked you down your immortal life-sucking bastard. Hunters of the Order will descend on your lair imminently, since you weren't even using a VPN

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[trangoldin]

[itstoys]

guh

[puppygirllaika]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[iahtruong]