Outis’s Goodest Girl

She/It Trans-Girlthing || My Twitter: @MandorinM95571 My Newgrounds (Nsfw): https://carcinisedcrab.newgrounds.com/ My pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/103601311

[bamblrr]

help i cant stop making these

im up to like 6 in the past day

gays.., my DM's are open uwu

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[opt1gan]

The poor children

[seraphont]

casual girl

[yuripng]

[nyazuredreams]

artfight #7 for @/catmask !

[herosplatling-replica]

every day he gotta deal with this slapstick shit

[lizardsfromspace]

How many old technologies do YOU recognize? Nobody is old enough for all of them!!!

DVDs

VHS tapes

Vinyl (before it became cool again)

Rotary phones

Whale oil lamps

Magic lantern shows

Gutenberg press

Horses

Antikythera mechanism

Fire

ANSWERED YES TO ALL TEN? CONGRATS, we've finally tracked you down your immortal life-sucking bastard. Hunters of the Order will descend on your lair imminently, since you weren't even using a VPN

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[trangoldin]

[itstoys]

guh

[puppygirllaika]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[iahtruong]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[junktastic]

[junktastic]

I've gotta say, as the originator of "shitty little fairy," I'm a little disappointed to see some of you using existing characters like Airy. No no no. I want YOU to make a shitty little fairy. I want to see what YOUR shitty little fairy would look and act like. Why tie yourself down to someone else's pixie when you can craft one that perfectly fits your personal perversions?

I believe in you. Make the little freak of your dreams. Or BE the little freak of your dreams!

[orthoscheme]

considers this

[orthoscheme]

girls say this yea

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[johnnyspringgreens]

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]