Under this roof, we worship the Great Papyrus

INACTIVE Undertale and Deltarune sideblog which I still have after shaking off my addiction for about a year until Deltarune Chapter 2 came out. | Call me Retro or Ret! | They/Them | 18 | Main blog: @retro-system

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i'm gonna start posting and reblogging undertale/deltarune-related stuff on my main @retro-system from now on btw

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wait someone drew a picture of chara holding frisk up to a mirror and saying "it's you!" i reblogged it i need to find it again

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Chapter 3 Prediction / Shitpost

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Collection of doodles (again)

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Thinking about Sans undertale’s fucked up dresser and foaming at the mouth with rage.

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It haunts me

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You can’t escape her

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this is exactly how the sneo battle happened

literal seconds later...

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Question: I know Papyrus can defend himself. I know he can go through a lot. But I want to protect him because he doesn't deserve to go through that.

Yes. I call him precious and the boy and sweet and too good for this world and I want to protect him from the injustice of this world, but the thing is I do that with a lot of characters. You probably wouldn't know the others but Luigi is one.

Can I still interact?

ppppbbbthth ok i get that, whatever thats fine, the problem arises if you decide to reblog a post that is clearly pointing out his maturity just to add on ''he's such a cinnamon roll x3'' or some bullshit. it comes across as extremely infantilizing and ENTIRELY missing the point. like these folks:

it's not relevant to the post AT ALL if you think of papyrus Like That and clearly nobody is asking you to call him that. you can think of him that way all you want but for the love of god you dont need to broadcast it whenever you come across someone who doesn't!

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papyrus is an idiot. papyrus is smart as fuck. papyrus built all of snowdin’s puzzles presumably by himself, and papyrus also suggested that you try to eat lanterns. these are all things that can coexist

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i know you could explain it all with rule of funny or ''they did it on purpose as a gag'' but

sans has the uncanny ability to read your face like a book and know exactly what you're thinking with a glance. he also constantly misses papyrus' jokes and treats them like genuine questions.

papyrus talks to you over the phone and somehow manages to conceptualize where you are and what you're doing from your tone alone. if, however, you gave him a picture of asgore and toriel, the only way he could tell them apart would be by their clothes.

tone-deaf sans/face blind papyrus. they're both autistic in perfectly mirrored ways so when they talk they keep missing each other by a hairbreadth

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YESSSSSSSSS OP YOU ARE A GENIUS

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[ID: A screenshot of tumblr tags reading: #papyrus jokingly: why should i buy ice cream when we've got ice cream everywhere on the ground! #sans (thinks he's being genuine): oh that's uh. snow #papyrus (thinks he's ruining his joke on purpose): UGH. WHATEVER. #autism is stored in the skeletons #undertale #sans #papyrus #they can read everyone like a book. except one another. comedy fields cancelling each other. END ID]

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Noelle and Kris are supportive of each other’s relationship with Susie.

There’s a popular fandom trope that’s a pet peeve of mine: people seem to think Noelle and Kris are going to fight over Susie’s attention.

In reality, they’re both extremely cool with each other about Susie.

If Kris says “hanging out alone in the closet” to Noelle, Susie will add:

Despite the highly sus phrasing, Noelle will just say:

She just tells them to have fun, and quietly asks Kris to bring Susie by later.

What does Kris do later? Ask Susie to go to the library, totally outside our control, all on their own.

Because Noelle told Kris it’d mean a lot to her.

Keep reading

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not enough sans and frisk being sillybillies together in this world. had to do something about it

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what even happens to jevil after the fight why is he fading away like that

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He just wanted to use the computer, guy, you have a freaking room.

I so wish I could do this. I finally understood why exactly someone would want having teleportation powers.

For @disgruntled-twig! Me from a few months ago decided they were gonna have the sketches of this lying around and I guess me now decided you were an efficient excuse to post it XD

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E5 for chara 👀?

Here you go!

Expression meme is here!

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Kofi

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I can't do this anymore lads