The Guild is a Frat House

One day the zetatube will just drop me in the abyss and be done with me

[cardinalfan341]

TJME SENSITIVE QUESTION

DO STREET PUPPIES GROW REALLT BIG AN GET CLAWS AN SPIKES AND SHIT NORMALLY OR

[cardinalfan341]

I lived btw I was in a coma in the solar hospital for unrelated reasons but I’m back now

[cardinalfan341]

TJME SENSITIVE QUESTION

DO STREET PUPPIES GROW REALLT BIG AN GET CLAWS AN SPIKES AND SHIT NORMALLY OR

[cardinalfan341]

We need to forcefem sorrow

[cardinalfan341]

Lost a close friends to the June District End-of-Month Pride Festival. Pour one out for my mate Sprigus

[cardinalfan341]

CARDINAL SPOTTED ON EANDOM ACQUIS ISLAND!!! GO! GO GO GO

[cardinalfan341]

Did anyone else catch that one interview on the Circulation with the servant guy?? I’m not crazy right

I’m not crazy

[cardinalfan341]

Got stuck in a time loop after unknowingly failing a dap-me-up on the god of time in an entirely different universe

Does anyone have guilded silver to spare I need a cigarette and a catalyst

[cardinalfan341]

Yknow what I’m sayin like

[cardinalfan341]

Also. Was that a storm? Like a straight up storm??? In the shade kingdom? You guys don’t get those, do you?

[cardinalfan341]

Where has the entire shade kingdom royal family gone.

What rhw fuck

[cardinalfan341]

Also. Was that a storm? Like a straight up storm??? In the shade kingdom? You guys don’t get those, do you?

[cardinalfan341]

Just watched some moron kick flick out of a window and phase through the sidewalk

No idea what THAT was about

[thesorcererhasharmedme]

Dude I hate Prime City in the summer. The amount of bugs are insane... At least its not as bad as Bronze Town. Or Ambria... Full desert planet... full of bugs...

[cardinalfan341]

They serve smoked orogoro at the place down the road from me. Bug is actually kinda good ngl

[harpsichordsandcoolers]

One of my neighbours has just started burning something and it smells like Vantablack and Illumination switched their kingdoms around and skin is burning. Any advice?

[thesorcererhasharmedme]

Get a big fan and blow the smoke away so you can't smell it??

[harpsichordsandcoolers]

You think I have big fan money?

[thesorcererhasharmedme]

I don't?? have any other suggestions??

[cardinalfan341]

My suggestion: smoke weed. Lots of weed

Drowns out the smell. My favorite strain is capgras mirror zoot

[cardinalfan341]

Whatever is going on in the fear realm is FINE as long as you DO NOT FUCK WITH IT

[harpsichordsandcoolers]

I heard through the grapevine a Solar City citizen went there a few weeks ago. You know anything about that?

[cardinalfan341]

TO RHE FEATR REALM?!???!?! NO!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! DONT GO THERE!

[cardinalfan341]

Whatever is going on in the fear realm is FINE as long as you DO NOT FUCK WITH IT

[cardinalfan341]

What if the zeta tubes actually just kill you and replace with with an identical copy of yourself and the way they work is that the zeta tube burns your body for fuel and keeps the soul so it can restructure a different body later at a different place. Because big zeta loves corpse. Big zeta is paid off by the City of the Damned to kill you so they can have ??? Mysterious . Suspicious

Also what if the sky on xenoclus 2 was blu e

[harpsichordsandcoolers]

I have the same thing to tell everyone who says this. Stop listening to the Demigod of Knowledge's podcast. I don't care that she's a demigod, she's fucking with you

you mention a pink-suited man in the tags, who teleported you. I think you just encountered the embodiment of temptation. I hear horror stories about that man, as a bartender.

[cardinalfan341]

Yeah I just woke up and my arm hair is a different color than it used to be. Just did some research, guess I’m ???? Glad I’m not missing limbs?

And it’s not her podcast I’m listening to anymore I just like the celestial city library

And then she sees me

[cardinalfan341]

What if the zeta tubes actually just kill you and replace with with an identical copy of yourself and the way they work is that the zeta tube burns your body for fuel and keeps the soul so it can restructure a different body later at a different place. Because big zeta loves corpse. Big zeta is paid off by the City of the Damned to kill you so they can have ??? Mysterious . Suspicious

Also what if the sky on xenoclus 2 was blu e