Imaginary Candy

This blog has no theme. I'm not sure my life has a theme yet. I barely have a direction. I think both still manage to be pretty interesting.

[emily-e-draws]

a tasty hoard for a tiny beast!🍓🐉✨

[memecucker]

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

[matrixdragon]

It's not 'understanding something about risk that no one else does' it's 'is able to screw up constantly without facing any actual consequences, unlike every other player at the table.'

[kids-toothpaste-enjoyer-deactiv]

ngl there is racist connotations in the way people label ICE as “masked thugs” or “gang members”. by doing this you’re disassociating ICE from state institutions & associating them with racialized terms of criminality in order to reinforce the idea that they’re dangerous. in reality they’re just cops & this is just cop shit.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you have the right to eat way too many pierogi and make yourself a little sick. you have the right to go skydiving. you have the right to pull an all-nighter building the Imperial City of Tamriel in Minecraft. you have the right to get drunk in your living room watching football.

life is not about making the safest most logically correct choice at all times. you're a blob of salty meat piloting a flesh mech and you get to act like it.

[problemnyatic]

This is called dignity of risk and it's a big topic in disability rights spaces. id elaborate but im fuckin wiped

[fedorahead]

it's always funny how people will advocate for bodily autonomy when it comes to certain things but then shy away from anything they personally wouldn't do to their own body. like yeah, that's why it's your body buddy. i can do what i want with mine.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[zegalba]

[fieldexplores]

Past Tense - Gator Days

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[fieldexplores]

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[digitaldiscipline]

there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

[fabrickind]

I remember seeing an exhibit at @montereybayaquarium as a kid that did basically the same but with those Styrofoam wig heads

Really puts ocean pressure into perspective

[gothinkdexign]

[my-midlife-crisis]

[punkin-spiced-deactivated202509]

"SpAm LiKeS nOt AlLo-"

I will literally die if I don't get a certain amount of attention in a day. Please carry on liking every single one of my posts

[sleeping-jo]

Thank you everybody here who is nice to me

[taylovelinus]

The video of the Kirk’s shooting was horrific. It’s a terrible way to die — the immediate and substantial blood loss is frightening. It’s also the way that many, many children in this country die, and Charlie Kirk insisted year after year, tragedy after tragedy, that children falling victim to gun violence was essentially a necessary evil to protect the 2A. When MAGA and other right-wingers watch the video of Kirk’s death, I want them to imagine the children who die in that same fashion. The two high school kids in Denver, JUST TODAY, who were wounded in that very same manner. If Kirk’s death is inexcusable, but children being shot and killed in school is just necessary collateral damage, something is seriously fucking wrong.

[xxdrowninglessonsxx]

crochet aquarium

[gaynfl-moved]