cardinalfinch:
“… I.. do know a Jay, but not with red hair. Unless he dyed it. Its been…. a good decade or so.. A long time, anyway.”
“Oh shit, yeah? You two related or somethin’?”
“.. Yeah. Twin brother.”

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@cardinalfinch
cardinalfinch:
“… I.. do know a Jay, but not with red hair. Unless he dyed it. Its been…. a good decade or so.. A long time, anyway.”
“Oh shit, yeah? You two related or somethin’?”
“.. Yeah. Twin brother.”
downtheriverstream:
“Like… stupidly a lot. Ya know anyone named Jay? Redhead, tall, kinda an asshole…?”
“... I.. do know a Jay, but not with red hair. Unless he dyed it. Its been.... a good decade or so.. A long time, anyway.”
cardinalfinch:
“Uhhh.. I don’t know. Why are you yelling?”
“You uh… look like someone I know. I LOT like someone I know.”
“Ohhh, that’s... Great.. How- how much is a lot?”
[no reblugh te.diore team concept art!!! unfortunately they dont have a zoom in option in the director’s cut]
[i should work out Jar’s designs more, but, uh, he is kinda the more boring twin and idk how to draw suits or make them unique looking >>]
@cardinalfinch started following you
“Wait… AM I MISSIN’ SOMETHIN’ HERE?!” Either Jay’s living a double life or WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS!
“Uhhh.. I don’t know. Why are you yelling?”
[heck]
𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ crying is very punk, trust me, i do it all the time & i am a punk. ” “ do i like him or is he just tall? ” “ not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die. ” “ am i dramatic? yes. is it justified? also yes. ” “ everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head. wow. ” “ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne. ” “ let’s get high!! … grades. ” “ i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions. ” “ it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s … me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go. ” “ i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes. ” “ why has no one fallen in love with me yet? i’m so bored. ” “ honestly, i don’t even play an active role in my life. shit just happens & i’m like ‘ oh, is this what we’re doing now? okay. ’ ” “ life hack : you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon. ” “ what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around? ” “ it may look like i’m having deep thoughts, but really, i’m just thinking about what to eat next. ” “ do i deserve back pain at this age? ” “ i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry. ” “ i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything. ” “ yes, the rumors are true. i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass. ” “ i try not to sound like an asshole, but it’s really hard because i am an asshole. ” “ someone has to date me eventually, right? ” “ what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of? ” “ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ” “ there’s no way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting. ” “ saying my name is so intimate, why would you do that to me? ” “ don’t ask me about my sexuality. you’re not gonna get a straight answer. ” “ i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining. ” “ the first step to any murder is to have fun & be yourself. ” “ i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ” “ i may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep down inside, i am actually angrier. ” “ i push everyone away, but in a way, i am doing them a favor. ” “ what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ” “ i’m not even a hot mess. i’m more like a lukewarm mess. ” “ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ” “ can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight? ” “ you’re not allowed to be busy, you’re my only friend. ” “ becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life. ” “ is it cold in here, or is that just my heart? ” “ if i sigh loudly enough, will all my problems go away? ” “ hey, sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come. ”
Another Random Assortment of Sentence Starters
“Where are we going?!”
“Admit it, we’re lost.”
“Y-you shot me!”
“W-why…?”
“Please don’t drink that.”
“Uh, you’re not going to curse me, are you?”
“I think I’ve been cursed…”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“You’re going to drink yourself into an early grave, you know that?”
“Why does everyone think I’m the bad guy?”
“Its the hair, isn’t it?”
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
“Ow! What was that for?!”
“It’s just a scratch.”
“Have you been feeding the neighborhood strays again?”
“Do you have a scrambler I can borrow?”
“Woah, has that always been there?”
“So, uh, I seemed to have developed magical powers overnight…?”
“Someone broke into my house last night!”
“Aren’t those my clothes?”
“I’d like my sweater back at some point.”
“Not that I’m complaining, but how did you get into my bedroom?”
“Do NOT put that on the kitchen table!”
“You don’t know where that has been!”
“I am starving!”
“What’d you do to get locked up as well?”
“I don’t think that’s supposed to be moving…”
“Stop flickering the lights- you’re not scaring anyone.”
“Um… that wasn’t me…”
“Do you want frozen pizza or ordered pizza tonight?”
“How do you even stand that?”
“Insult me one more time, and you’ll learn why no one fucks with me.”
“Hey, so, I found this wallet with your name in it…”
“Give that back!”
“You’re nothing more than a conniving little weasel.”
“Why don’t you fight someone your own size?”
?!+ add your own!
Sigh. “Quiet nights are always fine.”
“And much needed sometimes.”
“No kidding. Especially after long days.”
Another Random Assortment of Sentence Starters
“Where are we going?!”
“Admit it, we’re lost.”
“Y-you shot me!”
“W-why…?”
“Please don’t drink that.”
“Uh, you’re not going to curse me, are you?”
“I think I’ve been cursed…”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“You’re going to drink yourself into an early grave, you know that?”
“Why does everyone think I’m the bad guy?”
“Its the hair, isn’t it?”
“Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”
“Ow! What was that for?!”
“It’s just a scratch.”
“Have you been feeding the neighborhood strays again?”
“Do you have a scrambler I can borrow?”
“Woah, has that always been there?”
“So, uh, I seemed to have developed magical powers overnight…?”
“Someone broke into my house last night!”
“Aren’t those my clothes?”
“I’d like my sweater back at some point.”
“Not that I’m complaining, but how did you get into my bedroom?”
“Do NOT put that on the kitchen table!”
“You don’t know where that has been!”
“I am starving!”
“What’d you do to get locked up as well?”
“I don’t think that’s supposed to be moving…”
“Stop flickering the lights- you’re not scaring anyone.”
“Um… that wasn’t me…”
“Do you want frozen pizza or ordered pizza tonight?”
“How do you even stand that?”
“Insult me one more time, and you’ll learn why no one fucks with me.”
“Hey, so, I found this wallet with your name in it…”
“Give that back!”
“You’re nothing more than a conniving little weasel.”
“Why don’t you fight someone your own size?”
?!+ add your own!
[heck]
Sigh. “Quiet nights are always fine.”
this is about to get interesting
“Are you sure these are raisins? They don’t taste like raisins.”
“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”
“Don’t get mad, but I may have just ruined everything in your closet. Don’t ask how and don’t open the door. Don’t open your closet door for a really long time, please take this advice.”
“How do you even cut your teeth on wedding rings?”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to use disinfectant wipes on your food.”
“I don’t want to alarm you or anything but I thought you should know that there’s a raccoon in your shower.”
“I thought you said you taste like Pepsi Cola.”
“I’m so sorry. I had no idea I was going to sneeze. I won’t sneeze on you next time we meet, I swear.”
“Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to- Oh! Oh my God, that’s actually a gun.”
“Just because you paint your entire body blue, does not mean you’re a member of that Blue Man Group. Where did you get that PVC pipe?”
“Let me get this straight, the little kid punched you in the face after you stole their milkshake or did they punch you in the face and then steal your milkshake? Either way, no the tooth fairy is not going to bring you cash for a chipped off piece of tooth.”
“Look, I know that we just met but trust me, I’m trustworthy and I need your Netflix log in.”
“No, I do not ‘got any weed.‘”
“Please stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. It doesn’t even snow here.”
“Tell me you didn’t put five times the amount of detergent you’re supposed to in the washing machine again.”
“That whole pineapple thing didn’t work. Maybe you didn’t eat enough.”
“What do you mean I shouldn’t give hitchhikers rides? I’ve given like eight of them rides just this week! I seriously doubt I’m going to pick up a serial killer, I’m pretty sure I would know.”
“Why is your pocket moving?”
“You can’t just say checkmate every time you make a move.”
“You didn’t have to get me a gift- Oh. Another “#1 Asshole” mug.”
“You know what? It’s really rude to stare. I would really appreciate it if you’d just tell me if there’s something on my face or something.”
“You look really familiar. Do I look familiar? Have we met before?”
“You never want to hang out anymore. I told you I wasn’t going to have your entire house post-it noted ever again. You have to trust me. Besides, the guy charged a lot of money and I don’t want to spend that much on you again.”
“You’re watching X Men Origins: Wolverine again? How many times have you seen this now? At least watch the good one!”
“You’ve been gaming for three days straight. You haven’t showered and to be honest, I don’t recall you moving at all. Have you gone to the bathroom or eaten? What’s in that cup?”
🌺 “I WANT TO KNOW…” Prompts
A collection of random “I want to know…” sentences.
For Multimuses: Please Specify Muse(s)
“I want to know more about you.”
“I want to know where you’re from.”
“I want to know what you do.”
“I want to know what you like.”
“I want to know what your hobbies are.”
“I want to know who your family is.”
“I want to know who your friends are.”
“I want to know what makes you happy.”
“I want to know what makes you sad.”
“I want to know what makes you angry.”
“I want to know why you’re hurt.”
“I want to know who hurt you.”
“I want to know why you’re scared.”
“I want to know what love is to you.”
“I want to know who you loved.”
“I want to know who you hated.”
“I want to know why you run away.”
“I want to know why you stayed.”
“I want to know why you left me.”
“I want to know why you care.”
𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ crying is very punk, trust me, i do it all the time & i am a punk. ” “ do i like him or is he just tall? ” “ not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die. ” “ am i dramatic? yes. is it justified? also yes. ” “ everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head. wow. ” “ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne. ” “ let’s get high!! … grades. ” “ i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions. ” “ it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s … me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go. ” “ i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes. ” “ why has no one fallen in love with me yet? i’m so bored. ” “ honestly, i don’t even play an active role in my life. shit just happens & i’m like ‘ oh, is this what we’re doing now? okay. ’ ” “ life hack : you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon. ” “ what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around? ” “ it may look like i’m having deep thoughts, but really, i’m just thinking about what to eat next. ” “ do i deserve back pain at this age? ” “ i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry. ” “ i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything. ” “ yes, the rumors are true. i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass. ” “ i try not to sound like an asshole, but it’s really hard because i am an asshole. ” “ someone has to date me eventually, right? ” “ what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of? ” “ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ” “ there’s no way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting. ” “ saying my name is so intimate, why would you do that to me? ” “ don’t ask me about my sexuality. you’re not gonna get a straight answer. ” “ i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining. ” “ the first step to any murder is to have fun & be yourself. ” “ i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ” “ i may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep down inside, i am actually angrier. ” “ i push everyone away, but in a way, i am doing them a favor. ” “ what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ” “ i’m not even a hot mess. i’m more like a lukewarm mess. ” “ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ” “ can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight? ” “ you’re not allowed to be busy, you’re my only friend. ” “ becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life. ” “ is it cold in here, or is that just my heart? ” “ if i sigh loudly enough, will all my problems go away? ” “ hey, sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come. ”
“Spam mail. Lovely.”